Silver Tongue
Monk: well does it not smell like shit and wood shavings?
Wizard: now that should be a candle scent.
Cavalier: shit and wood shavings?
Wizard: no, "not shit and wood shavings"

ryukodragon:

tamarinfrog:

honey-squid:

ryukodragon:

opalwhisker:

squiddy-mist:

csnancesplatoon:

triforce-falls:

seanplayssplatoon:

csnancesplatoon:

ink-da-squimp:

danksquids:

wasabi-beats:

landing point sensors like

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when u got ur special charged

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Teammates bieng all boys irl but play as female Inklings

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OH MY GOD

when your entire team is rank 50


When you charge towards an Opponent and they suddenly turn Kraken

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Originally posted by myworldofnonsense1990

XD STOP!!!

THIS IS GETTING BETTER AND BETTER HOLY FUCK

When you go into battle wearing ugly gear

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Originally posted by meghabits

Trying ranked battles for the first time:

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When your doing twin squad and you both get your high Ranks lowered at the same time

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Originally posted by gifsforthemasses

When your team loses because of last second inkstrike from opposite team

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Every squidling ever:

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queenshulamit:

glassraptor:

vampires always like “i could kill you if I wanted” like? yeah? so could another human being. so could a dog. so could a dedicated duck. you arent special

i love how this post makes it sound like this is an annoyance op regularly encounters in day to day life, like on the bus or in the supermarket

nourrice:

nourrice:

me being ignored (now that i am mature): this is fine i suppose

this is a lie im on the verge of tears

agentcarolinainthemorning:

waluigiology:

i just figured out the perfect murder

kill someone and bury them in their own garden

that way if the police find them they’ll think it was a suicide

#welp looks like the victim committed suicide and promptly buried themselves in their garden #how considerate of them

One of my friends once said to learn whenever you hurt your friends so you don’t make the mistake in the future but that doesn’t really help when your friends don’t tell you what it is hurt them

I want to be a good person, I want to make things right. I can’t do that people don’t tell me when I do wrong things. Last month I had 5 friends that I trust and now I only have two, maybe only one.

I just want everything to be good again

Every time I try and fix things I make things worse I lose more friends