Hello

If we kissed:

  • [] This wouldn’t happen.
  • [] Oh disgusting.
  • [] Again, again.
  • [] Kiss you back.
  • [] Let’s take this to the bedroom.
  • [] Slap/Push you away.
  • [x] Be confused

If you asked me out I’d say:

  • [x] Um no.
  • [] I’m taken-
  • [] Sure.
  • [] HOLY ASDFGHJK YESSSSS.

Can we cuddle?:

  • [] No.
  • [] Ew.
  • [x] Sure.
  • [] YES.

Sex?:

  • [] Let’s do it.
  • [] No. You can’t handle my d.
  • [] FUCK YES.
  • [x] No.
Hello

If we kissed:

  • [] This wouldn’t happen.
  • [] Oh disgusting.
  • [] Again, again.
  • [] Kiss you back.
  • [] Let’s take this to the bedroom.
  • [] Slap/Push you away.
  • [x] Be confused

If you asked me out I’d say:

  • [x] Um no.
  • [] I’m taken-
  • [] Sure.
  • [] HOLY ASDFGHJK YESSSSS.

Can we cuddle?:

  • [] No.
  • [] Ew.
  • [x] Sure.
  • [] YES.

Sex?:

  • [] Let’s do it.
  • [] No. You can’t handle my d.
  • [] FUCK YES.
  • [x] No.

rockworm:

butikeepcruising1989:

elliottisaboy:

bohobeanies:

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Can I be this ugly then?

Yes please let me be as ugly as these women cause look at them. FUCKING BEAUTIFUL ABD POWERFUL

Nothing uglier than ignorance.

Send me a HELLO and i’ll answer…

rpaskboxmemes:

If we kissed:

  • [] This wouldn’t happen.
  • [] Oh disgusting.
  • [] Again, again.
  • [] Kiss you back.
  • [] Let’s take this to the bedroom.
  • [] Slap/Push you away.
  • [] Be confused

If you asked me out I’d say:

  • [] Um no.
  • [] I’m taken-
  • [] Sure.
  • [] HOLY ASDFGHJK YESSSSS.

Can we cuddle?:

  • [] No.
  • [] Ew.
  • [] Sure.
  • [] YES.

Sex?:

  • [] Let’s do it.
  • [] No. You can’t handle my d.
  • [] FUCK YES.
  • [] No.

Should you reblog this?:

  • [] Yes. I want to send you one.
  • [] Yes.
  • [] No.

condemnedtorocknroll:

hollowedskin:

condemnedtorocknroll:

cannon-fannon:

boneyardchamp:

Your professor will not be happy with you if he says the Stanford Prison Experiment shows human nature and you say it shows the nature of white middle class college-aged boys.

Like he will not be happy at all.

For real though. That experiment. Scary shit.

someone brought that up once and my teacher (can’t remember which one) was like

no

nonono

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This reminds me of a discussion that I read once which said Lord of the Flies would have turned out a hell of a lot differently if it was a private school of young girls (who are expected to be responsible and selfless instead), or a public school where the children weren’t all from an inherently entitled, emotionally stunted social class (studies have shown that people in lower socioeconomic classes show more compassion for others).

Or that the same premise with children raised in a different culture than the toxic and opressive British Empire and it’s emphasis on social hierarchy and personal wealth and status.

And that what we perceive as the unchangable truth deep inside humanity because of things like Lord of the Flies and the Stanford Prison Experiment, is just the base truths about what happens when you remove any accountabilty controlling one social group with an overwhelming sense of entitlement and an inability to feel compassion.

^could never have put it better. bolded for emphasis.

jestre:
“Well, this person didn’t pay attention in math class. Pretty sure you start at 5 (or 6, based on the cut-off) for kindergarten, making it 12 years for US standards. 13 if you didn’t skip pre-school. What kind of person would make a newborn...

jestre:

Well, this person didn’t pay attention in math class. Pretty sure you start at 5 (or 6, based on the cut-off) for kindergarten, making it 12 years for US standards. 13 if you didn’t skip pre-school. What kind of person would make a newborn go to a school that doesn’t exist for their age group?

They didn’t pay attention in math. that’s why they spent 18 years in school, not 14

whatiremembered:

I meant to post all of these, but they didn’t go up for some reason…

thehighpriestofreverseracism:
“sodomymcscurvylegs:
“starkillerrx:
“minority-privilege:
“shybutnotsilent:
“meme-lord-mcgee:
“arlluk:
“there are actual people out there who want to genetically modify carnivores so they no longer eat other animals
im...

thehighpriestofreverseracism:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

starkillerrx:

minority-privilege:

shybutnotsilent:

meme-lord-mcgee:

arlluk:

there are actual people out there who want to genetically modify carnivores so they no longer eat other animals

im going to fly away from this planet goodbye

yeah let’s just fuck up the entire ecosystem because i’m uncomfortable with the fact that nature doesn’t conform to my world-views.

#hopefully satire

I think I just crushed your hopes…

fUCK

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Once again, Matt Groening predicts the future.

Destroying entire ecosystems and throwing off the balance of nature because nature won’t coddle you.The epitome of human arrogance and childish nonsense.

this is the most white article I have ever read.

flyingbuckleys:

i have made a post like this but here it goes *deep breath*: 

TRANSETHNICITY IS A REAL THING IN ADOPTION TERMS. 

it is when a child of one ethnicity is adopted by parents of another ethnicity.

white people just hijacked this term from adoptees and are using it for their racist motives. ‘transethnic’ is a real term. you’re just using it wrong. 

Just like how people hijacked the term “triggered” to make it seem like it’s just something that causes mild annoyance rather than something that provokes a full on panic attack or traumatic flashback?