Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s

sam-shuts-his-cakehole:

itskaleena:

whyiseveryonefalling:

scotchcarousel:

the-funkiest-penguin:

friendly-pedophile:

bellamyyoung:

yourgayfriend:

emisummerful:

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You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

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OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

I did both…

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i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

You kinky son of a bitch.

I used to step on mine until they exploded.

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i fucking hated those things

Found the asexual

adurot:

inspector-carson:

nowyoukno:

lonewolfpawprints:

coelasquid:

nowyoukno:

(Sources: 1, 2, 3) Follow Nowyoukno for more.

I always thought the “but satisfaction brought him back” part was a joke from the Munsters.

Here’s another one: “Jack of all trades, master of none,” is just one half of the saying. The other half reads “but better than a master of one.”

Okay one more: “Ignorance is bliss” is also only half of the saying. It’s “When ignorance is bliss, ‘tis folly to be wise.”

“Great minds think alike… but fools seldom differ.”

I do love these.

solemnlyswearr:

Ron Weasley offered the stranger sitting next to him on the train half his sandwich even though it was all he had.

Ron Weasley sacrificed himself for the good of Harry and Hermione at age eleven because even then he thought they were more important than he was, and the ones worth saving.

Ron Weasley was Harry Potter’s first friend and the first thing Harry ever had resembling a family. 

Ron Weasley lived in a cramped house and wore hand me down robes and he didn’t even think twice about offering his room and food and family to Harry every break. 

Ron Weasley took care of Harry Potter and Hermione Granger when they were too busy taking care of the rest of the world to worry about themselves. 

Ron Weasley stood on broken bones when he was thirteen years old, to tell a man infamous for murder that if he planned on killing his best mate, he would have to go through him first.

Ron Weasley was the person Harry would miss most in the world.

Ron Weasley was a pureblood wizard who, from a very young age, devoted his life to abolishing blood status, even if he didn’t quite understand his own privilege. 

Ron Weasley gave Dobby his own clothes and socks to be buried in, because he understood how important it would have been to him.

Ron Weasley thought about saving the house elves when everyone else forgot. 

If you don’t love Ron Weasley, The Boy Who Cared, I don’t know what books you read but they weren’t the same ones I did.

Simple rules to be a good Steven Universe Fan.

mikkynga:

  1. Don’t white wash characters.
  2. Don’t make heavy characters thinner
  3. Don’t tag your nsfw on the Steven Universe tag. Use “stephen galaxy” instead
  4. DON’T MAKE PORN ABOUT THE UNDERAGE KIDS 
  5. Don’t tag your hate in other people’s works
  6. Have fun.

regalrebellion:

apeturemurder:

thepivotsxxd:

I wasn’t ready for that.

I don’t think anyone was ready for that.

sinsays:

Don’t send me fanmail. -grunt- I can’t reply to that.

Fanmail isn’t meant if you expect replies.

It is literally ‘fan-mail’ in which you’re suppose to just send compliments or whatever to the person you’re a fan of.

Use fanmail properly or don’t use it at all. My ask button is right flipping there.

the ask box has limted characters and you can’t submit links through it. People used fanmail to give people links and have lengthy conversations.

charlesoberonn:

charlesoberonn:

For all of you non-believers.

Also this:

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flosflowin:

Cishetgender = A heterosexual person who is fine with being the gender they were born with (male, female,).

Cishetgender =/= A heterosexual person who hates every other sexuality and/or gender than their own (the gender they were born with e.g. male, female ect).

Get that through your heads and stop assuming they’re the ‘bad guys’ because they’re classified as the ‘normal human being’.
A very large majority of the world are cishetgender and how’s that a bad thing? All because they’re different to you, you assume they’re going to beat you up? So your only ‘defense’ is to bully and abuse them? That doesn’t make them the bad guy. That makes YOU the bad guy.

Think about it.
And if someone is cishetgender and they are bullying you because of your sexuality or gender difference, report them to someone who can help. Don’t respond with violence. You’ll only make the situation worse.

Spread the word, so many people haven’t gotten this through their heads, and some people I know who are cishetgender are becoming suicidal because non-cis people are bullying them just because they are cishetgender.
Two have already ended their lives.

Please, reblog this to spread the word.

Thank you
~ Flo

ozgeburcaka:

huffingtonpost:

How Wednesday Addams Would React To Catcalling

Don’t tell Wednesday Addams to smile.In a new episode from the web series “
Adult Wednesday Addams
,” created by
Melissa Hunter
, Wednesday follows two dudes home to teach them a lesson after they catcall her. In true Addams family fashion, Wednesday effortlessly scares the men with her piercing tone and sardonic comebacks. (And the three terrifying friends she brought with her definitely helps.)


Watch the full video here and see the catcallers get some of their own medicine. 

This video is soo good.

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Epic.