you can just show your stupid fucking attorney’s badge to everyone like an idiot, just because
a guy who is very obviously NOT phoenix walks into court and pretends to be him, and nobody actually realizes that it’s not him because the guy has spiky hair, a blue suit, and an attorney’s badge (which is made out of cardboard????)
edgeworth makes an objection and when the judge asks him what’s the matter he just says “i was hoping to come up with a question while i was objecting”
“Mr. Wellington loves large bananas!”
your very serious prosecutor rival is actually really into children’s cartoons
cranky old man with birdseed won’t talk to you until your friend’s dead sister possesses her body and gives her huge tits
there’s a guy who literally speaks in leetspeek and references shitty memes from 2001
wolfman thinks of all of his subordinates as “number one” so when they take roll call, instead of counting off properly, every single one of them just shouts out “1”
on the topic of the number one, 60+ year old prosecutor tells everyone that his atm number is 0001 “because i’m number one”
60+ YEAR OLD PROSECUTOR LITERALLY KILLS A MAN AND RAISES HIS SON AS HIS OWN BECAUSE THE MAN GOT HIM A PENALTY DURING A TRIAL
DEFENSE ATTORNEY DESTROYS PHOENIX’S ENTIRE CAREER AND EVENTUALLY KILLS TWO PEOPLE BECAUSE PHOENIX WAS BETTER THAN HIM IN POKER
trucy keeps trying to show people her magic panties
there’s a witness testimony section called “the dissin’ of phoenix wright” and the entire thing is given in the form of rap
there’s a prosecutor who wears all black and carries around a katana and addresses everybody as “-dono”, which may have been fine in the original game but in the localized version he’s literally just goth ken-sama
Spooning is out, spatulaing is the next big trend. Slide up behind your partner and then launch them out of bed
me: oh yea it's been years I'm over it
also me: *was actually irreparably changed to the point that my personality and the way I interact with others and my insecurities are, even today, a direct result of what happened*
youre a fucking furry. thats a fucking fursona. dont lie to yourself. dont lie to me. dont lie to god.
Do it because you want to. Ignore all the people who are desperate to slap the “furry” label onto you just because you were inspired by the movie’s gorgeous character designs and animation.
Contrary to popular and ignorant belief, you are not a furry simply because you enjoy or draw anthropomorphic animals. Heck, having a fursona doesn’t make you a furry either. You are only a furry if you consider yourself as one. Conversely, there is nothing wrong with identifying with or being a furry. However not everyone is comfortable with being associated with the term (especially when they do not identify with it). So stop forcing that label on people and artists.
I have nothing against furries but it pains me to see such a brilliant film like Zootopia being cheapened into “the furry movie” and for people and furries alike to be shamed and ridiculed for wanting to make their own sonas or characters or for identifying with the movie???
Posts like these bother me because I can see someone who was inspired to make their own character or sona feel uncomfortable and ashamed or even afraid to share their ideas in fear of not being taken seriously or having their work cheapened after seeing comments like these. And that’s just not okay.
Be not the shadow of legacies that you will never become. Forge your own destiny and make the legacy you will leave behind.
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
