Silver Tongue

chefpyro:

Remember that Spongebob episode where Spongebob and Squidward deliver a pizza? And how at the end the client isn’t happy because he didn’t get a drink with it? Well. In the Dutch dub, he doesn’t just say he wants a “drink.” He specifically mentions a “coke”. Not some sort of Dutch translation either, just “coke”. They made it a loan word.

I don’t know if that was product placement or what, but in hindsight it was sort of hilarious since, in the Netherlands, “coke” was not a well-known slang term for cola at the time, so whatever the reason the was, the entire meaning fell on deaf ears and left most viewers completely stumped. I spent years wondering what that was about. Until, you know, the internet became a thing.

Plus, these days the way he pronounces “coke” with a thick Dutch accent makes it sound like he’s saying “cock” and that’s funny.

Is even funnier when you realize that the drink he wanted in the original dub was a parody of Dr Pepper which is a Pepsi drink

general grievous: whadda they call you stranger
darth maul: they call me johnny two-lightsabers. on account of my two lightsabers. whaddabout you
general grievous: johnny four-lightsabers
darth maul: fuck you

chefpyro:

elementlizard:

tlrledbetter:

grimphantom2:

elementlizard:

mediocre-childhood:

These leaks have gone to far

Agreed!

I assume that’s Pearl and Peridot’s fusion……..looks hot so far =P

Get yo shit together CN

Seriously what is wrong with CN UK. I mean I’m probably guessing that new episodes return later around April but seriously they need to stop with all these leaks otherwise they’re going to ruin Season 2.

In other news, it says gullible on the ceiling.

These are all fake as fake can be.

Isn’t op the person who specializes in making fake leaks?

gendigo:

pros of long fics: well thought out, character development, builds relationships

cons of long fics: impending sense that something is going to go wrong at any moment

@kilalabunnies

romanhalfblood:

Percy Jackson is a punk but he’s the type of punk that respects girls and loves his mother

chum-personable:
“ this entire bio is the most surreal juxtaposition I have ever seen
”

chum-personable:

this entire bio is the most surreal juxtaposition I have ever seen

circuitbird:

How do I know I am a millennial? I require no explanation for anything entertaining. I show my folks a funny video of a cockatoo having an argument with a dude jumping on its empty cage, and they’re like, Where did you find this? Why is that happening? I don’t know. I don’t care. It was on the Internet. That’s the only context I can give you.

When you get to the movies 30 minutes early