Chip and Celery are now exes.

rosexknight:

No idea how it ended. But yeah. There’s that.

what if celery left him after finding she was barren?

zarryfooksquad:

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who even uses celsius… like how extra

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0 celsius is when water freezes. 100 celsius is when it boils.
the planet is 75% water.

rebornica:

360ducky420:

ignoreeverythinghere:

Friendly reminder that hallucinations are side effects of your mental illness they will not protect you they are not your fucking friend.

It depends…

If you believe good thoughts will take away your bad hallucinations, that’s what you believe.

Good thoughts take all the bad that’s all around you.

Good thoughts help you get rid of nightmares.

Good thoughts are the windex to your brain.

Maybe a child has an imaginary friend so they aren’t lonley.

Adults think of something they love to get rid of all that they hate.

Friendly reminder:
Stop acting rude. People do these things for they are afraid or lonley. No one wants your hateful, idiotic, comments that aren’t funny nor cute. Shut the hell up.

Shut the fuck up OP.

You obviously don’t know how different people deal with hallucinations differently

Cowering and acting like it’s the end of the world ain’t gonna help, pal. Being aggressive and violent towards it isn’t a good idea either. Ignoring it? Haha you wish. Befriending your hallucinations are a good way because not only is there a chance to cope better but;

-It can be friendly towards you
-It can be less aggressive towards you
-It can be less scary

Hallucinations are part of your mind. Your stress, your negativity, and other bullfuckery that goes on in that skull of yours. If you don’t make peace with yourself, even your own mind will never make you have peace.

Oh yeah, this is what MY PSYCHIATRIST told me. If you think your edgy ” hallucinations r bad n u musnt b frenz u must treat it like its bad ” words are correct and a trained professional’s words are not, then I’m here to tell you that you need to refill your jar of logic there, pal.

ive-lost-my-spoons:
“fibrofrog:
“somethingfeline:
“topofreddit:
“RxTimerCaps save lives. The clock resets to 00:00 every time the bottle is opened so I’ll know if I’ve missed a dose. I bought these online. by bionicback via reddit
”
They seem to be 2...

ive-lost-my-spoons:

fibrofrog:

somethingfeline:

topofreddit:

RxTimerCaps save lives. The clock resets to 00:00 every time the bottle is opened so I’ll know if I’ve missed a dose. I bought these online. by bionicback via reddit

They seem to be 2 for $15, and look really useful!

I need these

Now I just need one that has an alarm on it that won’t go off til I open the cap. 

asdflovemodblog:

I was playing town of salem and this perfect this happened. I was Hazel Grace and I was the SK, but someone else joined the game as Augustus Waters. We both survived to the final four, and died the same night (I died to veteran, he died to werewolf). These were out notes. Seriously. I couldn’t stop laughing. 

"Im making the entire alphabet out of pancakes!!!" AKA "I have to lie on tumblr to appear cute and interesting because I'm THAT desperate to seem cool" nice try though lol
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jewlsies:

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i had to make two U’s for this

maybeiwasserious:

kristadlee:

realizing Steven’s birthday is also the anniversary of Rose’s death

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Okay but

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rednosedrobin:

headcanon that the batfam all get confused with which of them is which hero at which time 

“hey, rob—fuck, nightwing, nightwing

"batg—oracle. i said oracle" 

"what do you think rob—red robin christ” 

"thanks batm—fuck. nightwing. thanks nightwing" 

"orac—batgirl. youre batgirl again arent you fuck" 

"robin—no, wait who the fuck are you now? red hood? isnt that the joker? fuck. no, i quit. fuck." 

Kinda explains why he’s so jaded in the future

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jestre:

ask-wrench-turn:

jestre:

6thclone:

heartsung:

greentaleteller:

t0love1self:

thebaconsandwichofregret:

73x5sunrises:

violinistatwork:

Finally

HOLY SHIT SOMEONE JUST DESCRIBED MY ENTIRE ISSUE WITH COMMUNICATING WOW now i understand myself better

Sometimes even I can’t keep up with myself, when I’m thinking I develop a stutter because my brain is 3 points ahead of my mouth and I want to skip ahead but I can’t

Perfectly me

My thought process is fairly linear. To me. However when I describe it to others they have no idea of how I could associate those two things.

One of the things N allegedly loves me for is how, when telling one story, it’s almost certain that I’ll end up telling three. One thing reminds me of another, so I mention that, and that in turn reminds me of another different thing … people get confused. Or love it. There’s no in-between, apparently.

This helps me better understand some of my friends. ;-;

I usually have to concentrate more to make sure everything comes out clearly. Though what conditions does this image set necessarily apply to?

((This seems familiar to some of the symptoms of Asperger’s, where the subject, when communicating, will often make large leaps of logic, which make no sense to the normal person until explained back from end to start. It’s where the connections in thought jump further or in different ways from the normal person))

For me, it would be the ADHD coupled with Social Anxiety Disorder.

I have a hard time speaking because I only think what I say halfway through or can’t find the right words to say what I want to say.