vanehwasreal:

i a mfucking laughing so hard jesuss i thought id found my boyfriend’s porn folder and i was like “hehehe what’s this gif” because it looked super porny in the preview so i click it and

meloncholyfalls:

maskedman:

one of the finest scenes in cartoon history

This is the weirdest porn i’ve ever watched

nelovescunt:

oldhomework:

When ppl see black folk having too much fun

💀💀 no lies

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

ladyslamboleyn:

Straight historians constantly amaze me with their ability to look at love letters between two ladies or two gentlemen and just go “LOOK AT THE FRIENDSHIP! FRIENDS!”

“Just Ye Olde Gals being Ye Olde Pals”

chefpyro:

what the heck is this

i see it all the time in american stuff but what is it

burgers in a can?

It’s spiced ham. The company sends it to us three times a month in the mail. It’s where the term “spam mail” originated from

thebootydiaries:

someone: *announces that they have low standards*

me in 0.2 seconds sliding into the seat beside them with an eyebrow raised, a rose in my mouth, and 3 tears in my left eye: hey there :)

memeufacturing:

me: doc i’m sick
doctor *handing me skateboard*: prove it 

chefpyro:

an italian beauty advisor: Mama mia! Hair grease!

someone reading aloud the names of all the musicals i have on dvd: Mama mia! Hair grease!

drshitpostjones:

crackmccraigen:

sydneythefangirl:

How come Phineas and Ferb, a show with the same thing every episode, had 222 episodes, but 80 episodes of Wander Over Yonder is “enough?”

Simple, they had massive ratings for years on The Disney Channel.

bennythebouncer:

uchihaphobic:

the hidden mist village isn’t actually mist its vape everyone in the mist village vapes

True story: I actually have a friend who does cloud comps that wears a village hidden in the mist headband every time he competes.