alrightevans:

17 sickles to a galleon and 29 knuts to a sickle seems like a pretty confusing system for a community of people who stop learning maths at the age of eleven

overheal:

gaaraofsburbia:

mentalfacts:

Fact 5067: Japanese honeybees kill hornets by enclosing them in a ball of bees, and then shaking so fast and generating so much heat that they cook the hornet at 115°F.

Oh my god it’s true

#BAD AND NAUGHTY HORNETS GET PLACED IN THE ＢＥＥ  ＳＰＨＥＲＥ FOR PUNISHMENT

The best bees

sexygoatgod:

hipster-trichster:

mistyslay:

heres the realest shit ever: literally no one is going to pressure you to do drugs in high school

literally no one

an encounter i had in 10th grade in a bathroom

person: hey we’re about to smoke some pot do you want some?

me: nah i got a test in like 20 minutes i just have to pee

person: alright good luck

Me my senior year of highschool

Kid two rows behind me: Psst. Gabby. You wanna party later? -does finger sign for cocaine-

Me: Oh, no thanks. My cats sick.

Kid: Oh alright hope she gets better.

Jr year
friend: hey, I got so vodka, want some?

Me: not really, I’m drawing.

Friend: that’s fine, what are you drawing?

jamjumpingjambore:

at least Lapis will have some good company down there…

momcore420:

woodmeat:

pussylipgloss:

babies are so cute aww they have only like 3 skills its adorable 

talking, breathing, archery (lv26)

ryukodragon:

piratical-princess:

How is it that I’ve lived in Hawaii for nine years, been learning Hawaiian words and speaking pidgin back to my local friends for nine years, know how to say significantly more complex Hawaiian phrases, and yet I had to turn over a Puna Brewing Company bottle cap to find out that Lilo means “lost”?

And now my heart is busted.

(Apparently “Lilo” means “generous one” as well, but coupled with this scene…)

jitterbugjive:

Hello! <3 I’m writing to you because I found this in one person in Facebook service. This person is called Laura Koch and she is recoloring your stuff I think.

I’d be insulted if I wasn’t laughing so hard

WTF is that ahahahaha

hoofprint-is-spooky:

This is the type of stuff I get in my inbox for Factory Scootaloo. And before you think “Well, it’s just one…” you’re wrong. This is one of MANY. I could make a BLOG for the bad asks I get.

Don’t do this. It’s not funny.

jkl-fff:

lilayart:

AVEEENGEEEE MEEEEE!

This continues to be one of my favorite Stanisms.

korgikardigan:

jennypizzas:

DRESSED AS THEIR COUNTERPARTS! because of this post 

honestly…i want a role reversal episode or something like that

bonus:

Okay but Sour Cream is rockin it