iceb0x:

Why are ppl even reblogging this wtf

markiplier-reaction-posts:

what have I done

coinincident:

gaypee:

coinincident:

how gay

that’s pretty gay

sean-codyvevo:

So I was talking to my best friend (who doesn’t know I’m gay) and we were talking about who’s gay and who’s not at our school. He was surprised how many gay guys there were at our school and i was like “yeah it’s always the people that you least expect”.

lapistheoceangem:

charlesoberonn:

mightbegay:

shitpostgenerator:

it’s okay to disrespect the miserable animated crystal gem

shut down shitpostgenerator

Get out

gemlings:

toastweasel:

gemlings:

gemlings:

but how did the fandom come to the conclusion that lapis is graceful and classy

this is the gem that got enjoyment out of imitating steven’s fart noises

is that a fucking pun

you sound so jaded

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pokeballssohard:

pokeballssohard:

So one of my friends was having a party at his house, and this one guy was being a total dick and my friend wanted him to leave. My friend was pretty drunk, and apparently the other guy was hopped up majorly on coke, and the guy was refusing to leave so it turned into a fight except this guy goes crazy and pulls out a knife and STABS MY FRIEND TWELVE FUCKING TIMES, puncturing both of his lungs and leaving stab wounds on my friends lower stomach, back, and neck and my fiance was HOLDING HIS BLEEDING OUT WOUNDS AND CALLING 911 

And yeah it was pretty touch and go for a bit there but my friend made a full recovery and came home yesterday so my fiance and I got him this cake. 

He loved it.

C’mon guys. My friend got stabbed and we got him a sorry you got stabbed cake.

I told him I’d make him internet famous, don’t let me down guys.