kinedafish:

dilapidatedragamuffin:

Can we talk about Spy Kids 3 for a second because it’s just the MOST BAFFLING CINEMATIC EXPERIENCE EVER

First we open to LITTLE BABY SELENA GOMEZ

THE PRESIDENT IS GEORGE CLOONEY?

Later we see Juni’s grandpa who is KHAN??

who spends the whole movie chasing a butterfly

THE VILLAIN IS SYLVESTER STALLONE

WHO GETS VILLAIN ADVICE FROM THREE OTHER SYLVESTER STALLONES

ELIJAH WOOD SHOWS UP

ONLY TO DIE IN THE NEXT SCENE

Then we find out that the president was actually the villain the whole time which makes ZERO SENSE but leads to this glorious George Clooney Sylvester Stallone impression

Then we get Antonio Benderez doing this?

AND THEIR UNCLE WHO IS STILL MACHETE

AND THEN STEVE BUSCEMI SHOWS UP ON A FLYING PIG FOR NO REASON

HOW WAS THIS A MOVIE???

what the fuck

It was really one of the best movies ever

nollag:

anna kendrick laying it down

megstielshipper:

iubitamearuika:

sassymerry:

casistheangelontopofmytree:

askcanada-hetalia:

themionetohisronald:

makochantachibanana:

dancetaire:

thejuryjacker:

lordticklefish:

hoenheiny:

touchingtennantshair:

consultingdetectivesherlockh:

hopelesslyhiddled:

taking the students’ dignity as a final screw you

I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST

THAT NO ONE EVER WAS

ALL THE PRETTY GIRLS ALL AROUND THE WORLD 

ARE SO IN LOVE WITH JARED PADALECKI

[AGGRESSIVELY SINGS IN JAPANESE]

I wish one of my teacher’s did this.

WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE IDEA

MINE IS BEING CREATIVE

[AGGRESSIVELY SINGS FIVE SEPARATE PARTS OF ONE DAY MORE]

SIE SIND DAS ESSEN UND WIR SIND DIE JAEGER

[SOMEHOW MANAGES TO SING THE HEDWIGS THEME SONG]

OOOOH WEEEEEOOOOOOHHHHHHHH

*INTENSE DOCTOR WHO THEME SONG SINGING*

CARRY ON YM WAYWARD SOOOOONNNN
*ACCIDENTALLY SINGS THE WHOLE THING*

[SOMEHOW BECOMES 13 DWARVES WITH PLATES AND GLASSES]

*SINGS GREEN DAY’S EYE OF THE TIGER*

*the internet is for porn, the internet is for porn, whyd you think the net was born? Porn, porn, PORN*

HOW COULD A PERSON COMMIT SUCH A CRIME
TO MURDER IMMACULATE KEEPERS OF TIME
WHY SHOULD A PERSON SO FOUL GET AWAY
HAMILTON YOU HAVE TO PAY

neoliberalismkills:

wilclcat:

victor-f-baby:

ectobiolosassy:

crazieecatladyy:

how to get the d

• 
  

i think i don’t want it anymore

as a math person i will give the D to any girl that can solve this. 

as a girl ‘math person’ i will tell you that you can’t solve this as there are no x or y values as it is only a formula and not a question plus we wouldn’t want the d from you anyway

I’ve never seen someone so efficiently shut down in my entire fucking life

tyleroakley:

commongayboy:

just saying

MY UNPROBLEMATIC FAVES

fuckyeah1990s:

Kablam!!

thatlupa:

jenniferrpovey:

jumpingjacktrash:

becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys:

ultrafacts:

Source For more facts follow Ultrafacts

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Senegal, Mauritania, Mali, Burkina Faso, Niger, Nigeria, Chad, Sudan, Eritrea, Ethiopia, and Djibouti. Those are the countries. It will be drought-resistant species, mostly acacias. And this is a brilliant idea you have no idea oh my Christ

This will create so many jobs and regenerate so many communities and aaaaaahhhhhhh

more info here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Green_Wall

it’s already happening, and already having positive effects. this is wonderful, why have i not heard of this before? i’m so happy!

Oh yes, acacia trees.

They fix nitrogen and improve soil quality.

And, to make things fun, the species they’re using practices “reverse leaf phenology.” The trees go dormant in the rainy season and then grow their leaves again in the dry season. This means you can plant crops under the trees, in that nitrogen-rich soil, and the trees don’t compete for light because they don’t have any leaves on.

And then in the dry season, you harvest the leaves and feed them to your cows.

Crops grown under acacia trees have better yield than those grown without them. Considerably better.

So, this isn’t just about stopping the advancement of the Sahara - it’s also about improving food security for the entire sub-Saharan belt and possibly reclaiming some of the desert as productive land.

Of course, before the “green revolution,” the farmers knew to plant acacia trees - it’s a traditional practice that they were convinced to abandon in favor of “more reliable” artificial fertilizers (that caused soil degradation, soil erosion, etc).

This is why you listen to the people who, you know, have lived with and on land for centuries.

^ The bold.