Silver Tongue

chefpyro:

oh. yeah. there we go. his arm’s gone. called it.

sounds rather disarming

chefpyro:

I’m so used to wearing a hoodie that whenever I’m not wearing one, I still unconsciously try to shove things in my hoodie pockets.

Which means I’m really just grabbing something, pressing it against my abdomen, letting it fall on the ground, and standing there like an idiot.

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adurot:
“ finalskies:
“ gingyugeyser:
“ theanypony:
“ ask-keyframe:
“ finalskies:
“ captainbritish:
“ Finally, the threat has been contained. New York is safer tonight because of this valiant effort.
” ”
#freepinkie2016
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#freepinkie2016...

adurot:

finalskies:

gingyugeyser:

theanypony:

ask-keyframe:

finalskies:

captainbritish:

Finally, the threat has been contained. New York is safer tonight because of this valiant effort.

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#freepinkie2016

#freepinkie2016 indeed!

i’m joining this crusade #freepinkie2016

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“Remember Fluttershy, hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies.”

Containment Breach! She’s On A Rampage! Behold What You’ve Unleashed Upon Us Buttershy!

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wolffenstien:

shybat:

*romantically calls you dude*

*platonically calls you babe*

rosexknight:

pantsless-serket:

i just found out about the existence of the Chinese water deer and?????

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ohmygod????

look at it. whathfcuk

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what the hell is this thing. why does it look like a doge deer. a derge. what.

@chimera-chimera You’re a derge 😜

I need to make a vampire deer

imperialgenius - Chara and Frisk Meet Temmie

ni10-c:

imperialgenius:

@ni10-c WHOOPSY DOOPSIE

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HONESTLY UR LAUGHS ARE THE BEST????

jackthevulture:

polyglotplatypus:

It’s like watching a car repeatedly drive straight into a wall. It’s unexplainable, it looks like it hurts a lot, but ultimately it ends up being darkly, ironically funny.

From my personal experience being an American on tumblr is like being the person in the BACK of the car praying that the person driving will STOP ramming into the wall.

A lot of us know this shit is stupid and we’re looking out the window like “LOOK THOSE OTHER CARS ARE DRIVING DOWN THE ROAD LETS BE LIKE THEM”

But the driver is like “FUCK YOU! BUILT FORD TOUGH! USA USA USA DONT LIKE IT, GET OUT!” but the doors are locked and the car is now smoking and threatening to catch fire.