Silver Tongue

You’re Cruz'n for a bruisin

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—	Ted Cruz, the Zodiac Killer, before murdering someone (via gobiasinc)

vykkzen:

You can just see the pain in his eyes

I forgot that donkey and the dragon also had sex and had the most adorable dracodonk babs

I fucking love the scene in shrek 2 where fairy godmother sings I need a hero while shrek and the rest infiltrate the castle.

talk-to-a-jelly:

There you go, I made him look less sans-y for you.
STOP THIS

tashabilities:

venusisfortransbians:
ATTN TRANS WOMEN: Please be aware of “@real//trans//advocacy”; block if necessary
The fact that this motherfucker argued with her while tagging HER photo?
No no no no no.

silver-tongues-blog:

askclaylex:
silver-tongues-blog:
I just remembered that shrek and fiona had sex at one point.
Whats the best sex ogre pun can we think of?
he shreked that pussy.

I immediately regret this

askclaylex:

silver-tongues-blog:
I just remembered that shrek and fiona had sex at one point.
Whats the best sex ogre pun can we think of?

he shreked that pussy.