epic-divorceman:

epic-divorceman:

chara eats nothing but baking chocolate and asriel doesnt have dexterous enough hands to use a toothbrush so when frisk is the only one who gets cavities they take it rly personally

oh nah they already do theyre just genetically unlucky its out of their hands

chefpyro:

gearholder:

chefpyro:

conspicuouslad:

chefpyro:

dangit my queue is full again

Doesn’t it have to be like 301 posts

yeah uh about that…

when my queue gets full i save the posts i wanted to queue in my drafts so i can queue them later.

no man should have all that shitposting power

runningrepublican:

multidjc:

romamochi:

profmth:

Mitt Romney’s family misspell their last name in the greatest Freudian slip in history.

I’m not even sorry

never forget

divinedorothy:

how many men who say they’re in the friendzone are actually in the “I was just nice to him because I felt bad for him but now he’s getting all clingy and manipulative to the point that he is making me regret basic human kindness which I feel really guilty about but I just want to be free from this nightmare” zone

boredpanda:

Two Companies Release Matching Packaging That Kiss On The Shelves, LGBT Japan Approves

liathepenguinologist:

the intersecting needs of christian childrens cartoons to make all biblical figures both painfully average looking white people and as un-sexualized as possible creates a hellish world where all of humanity is descended from 2 Jon Arbuckles

askchubbydiamond:

askchubbydiamond:

askchubbydiamond:

askchubbydiamond:

THE HORROR!!!

Lets do one of these. may do 3 of these, may do five, it depends.

This is permanent weight by the way.

1 Like = 1 pound

1 Reblog = 3 pounds

Since these are cartoon horses, we’ll make it easy and go by human weight.

Starting weight = 100 pounds

She’s already in over her head, er, neck rolls.

Added Weight = 1300 pounds
Total Weight =  1400 pounds

Lets keep it going!

She can’t exactly get around town that well anymore, though her fat ass sure is getting around.

Added Weight = 800 pounds
Total Weight =  2200 pounds

For this last picture, lets do something nuts. whatever weight she gains after this, I’ll double.

Think she’s had enough?

Added Weight = 900 pounds x2 = 1800 pounds
Total Weight = 4000 pounds

She’s a two ton’er now, a massive pile of lipids.

markiplier:

museiplier-the-whovian-pony:

Trust me, Sheeny has been there, done that, and has not dyed her hair since 2012 because it’s now falling out.

I’ll make bald beautiful again

Originally posted by catastrofe

video-game-trash-blog:

toriel:

blooky-dj:

UM? SO MY SISTER JUST HAD A SPAM ADVERTISEMENT POP UP ON HER AND

METTATON IS BEING USED AS A SPAM BOT I AM DYING HOLY HELL

MTT-Brand viruses.

MTT-Brand clickbait