YOU SEE THIS POST RIGHT HERE?? YEAH THAT EGG WILL LEAD YOU TO A SCREAMER
ITS THE INFAMOUS JTK SCREAMER
SPREAD THIS SHIT LIKE WILDFIRE
JTK = Jeff The Killer
This is very important.
oh my fucking god this perfectly sums up how’ve i’ve been feeling lately. People just don’t understand!
sadly relevant at the moment.
Steven Universe Scale of Wrongness
Did nothing wrong:
- Lapis
- Garnet
- Connie
- Steven
- Rose
- Lion
Did a few things wrong but we can forgive them easily:
- Greg
- Pearl
- Amethyst
- Sadie
- Mayor Dewey
Has done a lot of things wrong:
- Lars
- Ronaldo
- Peridot
Did literally everything wrong, what the fuck is your deal:
- Jasper
- Onion
if someone has a fucking phobia of something don’t be an asshole and play with their fear for your own amusement
UNLESS IT’S HOMOPHOBIA. THEN YOU ACT AS NON-STRAIGHT AS YOU CAN AND WATCH THE BLOOD POUR OUT OF THEIR EYESAmen.
Female game protagonist: *Leaps hundreds of stories into the air to punch a dragon like monster in the face, summons the eternal blade of Moshul and eviscerates the unholy legion all before landing on the ground unharmed*
Games Media: ......
Female game protagonist: *Does it all in heels*
Games Media: "That is so unrealistic and sexist, like why would a woman wear heels when she's killing legions of undead warriors?"
things i needed to hear in health class:
- puberty might make you squishier and its ok
- vaginas have a smell and it’s a ok
- all kinds of people with all kinds of bodies have gr8 sex
- genitals do not all look the same and variety is rad
- people have stretch marks sometimes
- people have pimples on their butts sometimes
- people have cellulite sometimes
- gender =/= sex
- sex =/= scary danger FEAR
- bodies aren’t scary or gross or sacred
- everything is ok
Has anyone else noticed that Bud Gleeful doesn’t seem to be affected by the gravity surges and has to jump on the hood of a car to look like he is?
WHAT I thought he figured out what was going on and grabbed a heavier object to weigh him down but that makes more sense
I just assumed It was because (in comparison to the others in the frame) he weighed more, but then again I guess that would mean the car would be grounded too… I wonder if this is relevant or just some unnoticed concept.
Question?
What are your favorite characters of mine? I’m working on mod pony and I’m thinking of giving her mane characteristics of some of my character’s manes.
Alice and chip and sketchy are my fav
The Signs as Superpowers
Aries: Can fly but they are also on fire.
Taurus: Beans available.
Gemini: Makes facts fun.
Cancer: Melts in your mouth, worms their way in your throat, and fills your lungs, drowning you.
Leo: Bear summoning.
Virgo: Misfortune-telling
Libra: Gravity Manipulation
Scorpio: Words that break your bones like sticks and stones
Sagittarius: Being themself.
Capricorn: An aura of confidence
Aquarius: Makes it rain. Missiles.
Pieces: Shape-shifting, but only their reflection.
