2p-talian:

considerthishippie:

What is a flotation tank?

500 kg of Epsom salts are added to 1000 litres of water, creating a 30 cm deep solution, which is heated to 35.5 degrees C (skin temperature).

The temperature of the water means that once you are settled in the tank, it is virtually impossible to distinguish between parts of the body that are in contact with the water, and those that aren’t, in effect “fooling” the brain into believing that the person is floating in mid-air.

I WANT TO DO THIS

dremoranightmares:
“ oh god i tried to explain i’d’ve and y’all’d’ve to a friend who is a korean exchange student and she just kind of stared at me in horror for a minute lmao
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You all would have.
Wait.
Does that mean “Y'all’d’ve” is a complete...

dremoranightmares:

oh god i tried to explain i’d’ve and y’all’d’ve to a friend who is a korean exchange student and she just kind of stared at me in horror for a minute lmao

You all would have.
Wait.
Does that mean “Y'all’d’ve” is a complete sentence?

extradan:

So Piratebay is in nutshell and mostly under lot of scams and viruses because the mod is in jail, kickass somehow took down all of their game installations downloads and everything else is absolute shit

what do

If anyone says they hate markiplier

show them this video

me: i should probably tell people how i feel today
me: it can't be healthy keeping it all bottled in
me: i need to open up to somebody
somebody: hey how are you
me: I AM ABSOLUTELY FINE

beardedhockeyguy:

stlouisramz:

I had a dream the other night that I unknowingly cut in line at Tim Hortons and I got sentenced to 25 years to life

This is the most Canadian thing I have ever read

kennyvee:

kjuw89:

justplainsomething:

hermionegranger:

hermionegranger:

Real Time with Bill Maher: 6.6.14 — Anthony Weiner, Jim Geraghety, Nicolle Wallace

#FINALLYSOMEONESAYSIT

Holy shit, Anthony Weiner actually said something important.

It’s a miracle!

That’s been the Republican strategy since day one of Obama’s presidency. Block the President at every turn, then blame him for not getting anything done. In fact, here’s Newt Gingrich openly admitting to it.

That’s why Republicans block jobs bills — so they can blame Obama for the economy still sucking. They’ve blocked budgets, resulting in a government shutdown that they then tried to blame on Obama. They’ve tried over and over again to block Obamacare, and complain that it’s a failure as they work their asses off to try to make it fail.

It’s kindergarten politics, and we need to vote these schmucks out in November. A bunch of white guys throwing temper tantrums and shouting NO! to everything just because they don’t like the president is no way to run a government, especially if we’re going to continue to pretend to be one of the greatest nations on earth.

Just barely one as werewolf

It came down to me (the wolf) an amn, a ret, a surv and a mafioso.

I had a 50% chance of getting mafioso right so I claimed lookout and said mafioso visited the person killed by mafia. We got him lynched. he said he knew who the wolf was and accused the sur. That night the amn became a trans. It was a very hectic voting period and everyone was convinced the surv was wolf because I had “proven myself as lookout” the amn proved herself as trans and the ret proved himself as ret earlier in the game. 

Surprisingly, no lynchings got done. But I figured the trans would swap herself with the “werewolf” and my hunch was correct. I managed to kill the trans leaving me with the surv and ret. The surv was a little mad at the town for almost lynching him and was more than happy to win with me. We lynched the ret.

How to get on dennys bad side

say I like ihop more

fruk-this:
“funnyhoneybunnyillustrations:
“4 Unintentionally Oppressive Things That Pushed Me Further Into the Closet.
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I LOVE HOW THE LAST TWO FOCUS ON OPPRESSION WITHIN THE CULTURE ITSELF. IT’S NOT SPARKLES AND RAINBOWS AS SOON AS YOU COME OUT...

fruk-this:

funnyhoneybunnyillustrations:

4 Unintentionally Oppressive Things That Pushed Me Further Into the Closet.

I LOVE HOW THE LAST TWO FOCUS ON OPPRESSION WITHIN THE CULTURE ITSELF. IT’S NOT SPARKLES AND RAINBOWS AS SOON AS YOU COME OUT GUYS!