phantom-locked:

ontopofgravity:

I asked one of my (male) friends to stop using the phrase “man up” and he has been using “fortify” for the past two weeks instead and it’s just a little thing but honestly it makes a difference

and tbh it’s also pretty funny when I start to deflate in the library and he leans over and goes “FORTIFY”

Dude, fortify is bangin’. That makes things like you’re some kind of RPG character. Fortify is way better than “man up.”

imeliott:

slimetony:

imeliott:

Unpopular opinion: time is linear

I’m no expert but I’m almost certain that’s the most popular opinion

Don’t embarrass me on this fucking website there are girls on here

I think time is subjective

adurot:

sparxdraws:

Pokeddexy Day 4 - Electric Pokemon I’ve Never Drawn Before

I….love…this Ampharos…..

If he’s not wearing any clothes, how did they pin the badge on him?

because he’s the dashing wanderer

jurassicsaphole:

• Autism Speaks is a hate group.
  
• The reasoning behind “Light It Up Blue” (that there are more autistic boys than girls) stems from a tendency in doctors to base their autism diagnoses on stereotypes and sometimes refuse to diagnose girls.
• Most autistic people don’t want a “cure” for autism and don’t support Autism Speaks.
• Autism Speaks has given abusive/ableist parents legitimacy by portraying autism as a terrifying, life-ruining affliction and sympathising with parents who have contemplated killing their children, or actually killed them.
• The views of autistic people are more important in this topic than the views of our allistic family members and peers.
• Autism is not a disease.
• Very little (about 4%) of Autism Speaks’ proceeds go toward supporting autistic people. More of it goes toward catering.
• Autism is not a tragedy.
• What autistic people need is acceptance, not awareness. 

cosmicpines:

My aunt tried to give me Undertale encouragement. 

micdotcom:

Trump campaign photoshops model to have dark skin

Eric Ming tweeted a picture Wednesday allegedly from Trump’s website of a model wearing a gray, V-neck T-shirt with his slogan “Make America Great Again” across the chest. Right next to it is a picture from the T-shirt manufacturer except their skin colors are different. And now it seems the Trump website has attempted to cover it up.

probablyfakeblonde:

I felt entitled to do this….

buttcheekpalmkang:

Sir, was it all worth it?

sleepingwithspiderwebs:

splegleteggs:

gavirn:

whenever someone mentions dan on my dash it’s a big mystery of

roosterteeth dan? creatures dan? game grumps dan? dan and phil dan? why are there so many dans

ARE THERE ANY OTHER DANS I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT??

dirty dan