Silver Tongue

commanderchrist:
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Do any of you know how cheap soda syrup and hot dogs are?
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jetstream-tormod:
124:
Do any of you know how cheap soda syrup and hot dogs are?

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tfw ur friend is venting and you have no idea what to say to make them feel better and you’re all like

the best way to watch spy kids 3 (other than “not at all”) is in 2D because then you’ve basically got a whole movie of people reaching into and looking at the camera for no reason

pembrokewkorgi:

kragnon:
*Mario voice*
looks like-a you’ve just activated my trap-a card

weloveshortvideos:

when your leg goes to sleep!

tropicaljohn:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:
kuroba101:
jean-luc-gohard:
gothtrophywife:
IM SCREAMING
http://time.com/4225884/ted-cruz-military-gluten-free-meals/
Damn SJWs and their…celiac disease?
Is satire legitimately impossible now?
Because it seems to be impossible.
Let’s play a game called ‘Did a Republican really say this or is it from The Onion’
You’ll be both surprised and depressed
Sorry GI Johnny, President Cruz says were not allowed to give you meals that don’t make you shit yourself inside out.

life hack

dadsters:

when people tag you in a post you already reblogged ten minutes earlier

bonmod:

best-of-memes:
Awful Fantasy’s Awfulest Tweets of 2015
That last one! Personal experience makes that last one ten times more funny to me!