WHERE are the lesbian mountain women
in the mountains. fuck. of course theyre in the mountains. i fucked this post up
Comedian: *tells bad joke*
Audience: *throws tomatoes*
Comedian: *tells good joke*
Audience: *throws complete, delicious salad*
Callout post
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Look, it me. She even has a blue bow!
A Simplified Guide To The Sexualities
Homosexual: sexual attraction to houses and other building like structures.
Heterosexual: an undying lust for Macklemore.
Asexual: attraction to any and all things beginning with the letter A.
Pansexual: a desire for pots, pans, and other kitchen utensils.
Polysexual: sexual attraction to polygons.
Bisexual: Attraction to the 9th century Chinese army officer Bi Shiduo.
Demisexual: Never ending love of demi lovato
