Silver Tongue

gunrunnersarsenal:

captainpookie338:

catchymemes:

How vaccine works

It’s science my dudes.

not quiet true its more of an anime scene like…

“who are you?”
“I am you, but weaker”

…deal.

autumngracy:

homo-sex-shoe-whale:

going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi:

homo-sex-shoe-whale:

Okay, against the best wishes of my mental health, I’ve decided to start playing 5d chess with multiverse time travel.

It was an okay opening. I played a variation of the london system opening which tends to lead to slow yet interesting positional games.

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But then the computer sent a knight back in time, and a few moves later, I realised I could send my own knight back in time to get an enemy bishop.

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And that was when chaos ensued.

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At first I could keep track of the game ok and felt like I was understanding the rules. But then, some timelines started breaking off the present and staying in the past, becoming unplayable.

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I thought this meant I had lost some pieces, especially when two of my queens got stuck in the past.

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But then, I somehow managed to reset the whole thing back to the past and then the game picked up some timelines that had gotten broken off, leaving most of the other dimensions in the future.

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I got excited as this meant I got back my two queens which were previously stuck in the past.

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But a few moves and timelines later, the game seemingly crashed and has been looking for legal turns for the past 20 minutes.

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All in all, I genuinely love this game. As a STEM major and chess enthusiast, I feel like 5D chess is awakening the mad scientist in me. I’m looking forward to playing this game loads in order to reach my final form in this timeline and in all others.

this post has the energy of a scientist who just blew something up in a way they hadn’t expected and is now excitedly taking notes

Update: I created a game that was so complex and full of timeline crossovers that it crashed my computer.

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Not to sound insane but this game brings me so much joy

Op I am happy for you but also slightly terrified of/for you

kaldicuct:

first-order-simulacra:

lacikaszep:

Megfulladok

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you will NEVER be prepared for this

Me watching - Can’t be that bad.

Me after watching -

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artificial-saturn:

simonalkenmayer:

weaselle:

dr-dendritic-trees:

garlic-bready:

syn-ack:

saoirseronanswife:

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the one thing thing funnier than this caption is that the only reason they stopped doing it was that the ferret shit in the tube

That photo makes Felicia’s work seem much more recent than it is. Here’s a picture of the world’s smallest particle physicist herself.

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They didn’t stop because she shit in the tube - she had a diaper on because they knew poop would obstruct the particles as well. She eventually stopped running through the tubes because they became too long for her. At that point she was retired and became a pet!

I love her

working weasel

What a good little creature!

@drukhari

adurot:

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Oh man, a customer just walked in with this on their shirt and I might have to use this image on a sign in our bathrooms as what Not to do.

thespiral:

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708 pages in the nexus and this is the mod that finally breaks me