Silver Tongue
sixpenceee:
“ Jagdkommando Tr-Drigger This knife is pretty deadly. Victims bleed out in minutes.
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sixpenceee:

Jagdkommando Tr-Drigger

This knife is pretty deadly. Victims bleed out in minutes.

alice-lexxen:
“ Welcome to the crew, kid
(based off that ponyo one)
”

alice-lexxen:

Welcome to the crew, kid

(based off that ponyo one)

clientsfromhell:

After designing a site for a client, we put it online and called him to remind about the payment.

Client: Well I changed my plans recently, so I don’t need that site anymore.

Me: Okay, we will have to take it down then.

Client: Wait, what? I thought you would just leave it as it is right now!

Me: If you want us to leave it running, you have to pay us for our work.

Client: But I don’t want to pay you!

deyogee:

$20 bucks says there is no sister.

I’ll raise you 40 bucks, I agree.

Even if they do have a sibling who was born with a vagina but is trans then it would they have a brother so I also agree on the no sister thing

buttmasteraces:

hentai-art-universe:

daily-commission:

Now, this is a story all about how, my life got flipped-turned upside down and I’d like to take a minute, just sit right there. I’ll tell you how I became the prince of porn on tumblair.  

THIS IS ACTUALLY A WARNING POST THAT THIS TUMBLR IS GOING FULL NSFW I will still be doing gamedev (sfw) when I get the time but I need to make rent.

So beware you’re about to see some hardcore shit  (๑′ᴗ‵๑)

This is hilarious.

pretty much how it goes haha

stedilnik:

smol gun for smol bun

nipahdubs:

The new Pokemon Games look fantastic.

amarcato:
“
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g0966:

uh oh