Silver Tongue

adurot:

changemodomega:

wonderfulworldofmichaelford:

aristocrat-wolf:

wonderfulworldofmichaelford:

thefeelofavideogame:

captainsnoop:

rockdownu:

captainsnoop:

toastradamus:

was Johnny Bravo a chad?

he never got laid or a gf so no

In the episode with the volcano they throw him in thinking he’s a virgin for a virgin sacrifice and he gets rejected because he’s not a virgin

Who fucked Johnny Bravo?

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Johnny Bravo was a fucking furry CONFIRMED

He also dated a werewolf

CONFIRMED

Mind you I think he did also date Velma in that one crossover episode and they actually got on pretty well.

They do both require their glasses.

he cant be seen without hos glasses

therealjacksepticeye:
“ clickityquack:
“ @therealjacksepticeye jaskseptic siren! I will make a better rendering of his face but today is not that day. Still fun to make though ^.^ Also I am so sorry *internal screams of distress are heard*
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Im a...

therealjacksepticeye:

clickityquack:

@therealjacksepticeye jaskseptic siren! I will make a better rendering of his face but today is not that day. Still fun to make though ^.^ Also I am so sorry *internal screams of distress are heard*

Im a sexy merman!!

squidyword:

bigeisamazing:

skingrit:

gekidnappt:

Teenager 2000 : I love you
Teenager 2015 : I want to fuck you

teenager 1854: the government cut off my hands because i stole a piece of bread

Teenager 1354: all the townspeople are shitting on themselves and dying

Teenager 2350BC: yabba dabba do

nightguardmod:

solarsenpai:

tyler-the-meme-creator:

magnacarterholygrail:

are u s hitting me

I will never let this die

Heck. Let’s go older with Frank Zappa’s observation.

A less snarky observation, and one really insightful, is Everything is a Remix.

Why do people act like works of art are completely devoid of outside influence? No art is 100% original, not even mine.

Here’s a radical opinion for you:

dadshamer:

holyphobic:

homodemons:

conceptgay:

werewolfsingles:

whes:

“Gay”, “lesbian”, and “straight” are completely useless words for describing orientations. Those aren’t attractions; they’re political alignments.

when your queer philosophy assignment is due and you’ve run out of bullshit ideas

@ op when are you gonna delete

Someone remake the good/neutral/chaotic alignment chart with gay,lesbian and straight

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is this good enough?

im gay neutral

Considering how often aces are left out of these kinds of things, I’m going to have to say I’m nonexistant.

dennys:

get yourself a diner who can do both

WHY ARE YOU ADVOCATING PEOPLE WATCHING THE MOVIE FROM THE RING

Ur cool I just thought you should know that
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you know who else is cool?

@kilalabunnies

She is am awesome person

thehungryhungryreader:

mister-kitschy:

thegooftroop:

who was that one artist who drew like what felt like every school decoration ever

and why did they draw the same face face on everything

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like this

I HAVE BEEN WONDERING THIS MY WHOLE LIFE

I always thought their faces must open like reverse drawbridges.

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Pansexual is what deadpool and jack harkness are

quartz-poker:

the-ink-pad:

quartz-poker-deactivated2018120:

No they are omnisexual.

They don’t care what it could be, they’ll fuck if if they feel like it. And given both pretty much aren’t able to be killed easily, that only has opened a whole fuck ton more doors to them. Pansexual literally can not define what Captain Jack Harkness and Deadpool are. XD

Delicious. They are delicious.

the only think they look for when it comes to sex is consent

noxidamxv:
“ jasminekor:
“ I think one of my favourite things about “Steven Universe”, and one of the things I find most touching and personally affirming, is the relationship between Rose Quartz and Greg.
I mean, here’s Rose, who’s represented as...

noxidamxv:

jasminekor:

I think one of my favourite things about “Steven Universe”, and one of the things I find most touching and personally affirming, is the relationship between Rose Quartz and Greg.

I mean, here’s Rose, who’s represented as this powerful, intelligent, charismatic, beautiful woman, respected as both a warrior and a leader.  She travels to Earth and decides to spend her life there, and in 6000 years, the human she decides is most interesting, most engaging, most beautiful…is Greg.  

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Greg is a doofus.  He’s bald.  He’s fat.  He’s a slob with no sense of style or grooming.  He’s practically homeless.  He’s a failed rock and roll star whose dreams of fame and fortune ended with him running a small town car wash and living in the back of an ancient van. In any other show, he would be the loser of the cast, the fuck-up, the somewhat lovable, helpless goofball who can’t be counted on for anything.

But Rose thought he was beautiful.

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It’s something of a sitcom parody; the dimwitted, ugly, slovenly husband with the beautiful, intelligent wife.  Fred and Wilma, Archie and Edith, Peter and Lois, Homer and Marge.  But Rose and Greg’s relationship isn’t like that.  Even in my favourite of those relationships, that of Marge and Homer, Homer is presented as more than a bit of a jerk.  Oh, he’s a fundamentally decent man who genuinely loves his family and treasures his wife, but he’s also selfish, thoughtless, more than occasionally neglectful, lazy, and self-centered.  And more than that, in those shows, the husband is really the main character.  Most of the wife’s role is reacting to his antics.  But that’s not Rose and Greg’s story.

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Greg is a good man.  Not just a decent guy under the jerky exterior, but a truly and fundamentally good man.  He stands up to his misogynist buddy.  He adores and encourages his son in every way.  He is kind and giving to everyone he meets.  He works hard, even though it’s a job that he never wanted and that has taken the place of his dream.  Speaking of that, even though he’s never seen even a lick of the stardom he dreamed of, Greg has never lost sight of his ambitions.  He still plays music, still sings, still performs, still writes albums.  Greg may never make it as a rock star, but he will never stop trying.  This is what Rose saw.  This is what Rose, one of the most powerful and respected warriors and generals of her people, came to love.

In a world where success and worth are measured primarily in material gains and career-based achievements, Greg is a reminder of what’s truly important.  In the show, his failed music career, his chubby build, his sloppy clothes, his poverty…they don’t matter.  What’s emphasised is the true, human beauty of Greg; the warmth, the kindness, the courage, the imagination, the dedication to art and devotion to family.  It’s a reminder to all of us who have been pushed to be “successful”, been hassled about when we were “going to get serious”…that even if we are living in poverty, even if we have no real career, even if we’re not conventionally attractive or haven’t achieved all we’ve wanted to…we still have value.  We still have beauty.  And we are still loved.

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This helps me in real life… That’s true love right there.

Greg may not have much, but what he does have, what he does gain, he gives all he can to the betterment of steven. They had every chance to make him a deadbeat dad but they made him a genuinely good parent. I love greg.