well... What do you do in life miss sugar wishes ?

jitterbugjive:

vampirekin-deactivated20190403:

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“I like making pretty plates of chocolates and fruits for hearts and hooves day the most. It’s a very fun job!”

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i’m sorry he got really excited and couldn;t help himself -sob-

Did he just say he was so excited he came?

the signs as cliche movie lines
Aries: *person is talking shit about someone when everyone falls silent* "they're right behind me, aren't they?"
Taurus: "if i don't make it, tell [significant other] i love them"
Gemini: antagonist telling the protagonist "we're not so different, you and i"
Cancer: "dad he's not just some boy, i love him!"
Leo: *bad guys approach* "uh, guys. we've got company"
Virgo: "son you're giving up your dream!" "no dad, i'm giving up yours"
Libra: "you look/sound/act just like your mother"
Scorpio: "i don't even know who you are anymore!"
Sagittarius: *going into the final standoff* "this ends now"
Capricorn: *looking warily off into the distance* "there's a storm coming"
Aquarius: "this isn't what it looks like"
Pisces: *going into a sketchy situation* "guys, i've got a bad feeling about this"

solosart:

OK but consider this: AU where gem reproduction doesn’t suck and Rose is the crystal space rock queen and Steven is the prince.

Steven is still half-human and everything, but he only knows about Earth from his dad’s stories (and music CDs/DVDs Greg gives him as birthday presents) about it, so he gets curious and uses Lion’s portals to explore Earth (right under the pointy nose of Royal Advisor Pearl of course; if she realized he was going she’d have a panic attack. (Royal Guard Captain Garnet knows, of course lmao)). He discovers donuts and meets Connie (who he thinks is a princess, but she can’t explain to him how she isn’t haha).

extradan:

u do realize Steven is a bag of dying cells and one day he would die, so he needs to reproduce like the human he is to continue his gem cycle.

its like the avatar cylce 

rose quartz would have to learn the crystal gem they are for generations 

Well, maybe he doesn’t die per say, he just retreats into his gem when he gets too old and then is reborn again, younger and looking different and without memories.

prpldragonart:

uncut

sassy garnet is best garnet

hoofprint-is-spooky:

sokkaspetboomerang:

literally every shipping community in every fandom ever

Isn’t this the plot to the Legend of Korra?

Perhaps she read the fate of aangs next life? You know, reading too far into the future? Or maybe that’s the fate of every avatar.

ssdethan:

hawluchas:

Your fave is problematic: John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt

  • His name is my name too
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drsuperninja:

When ur passenger is a god damn duel master. [w/BriancKnight]

So Google does math for you??

dutchster:

my-little-mod-blog:

averagedopeydope:

uskftw:

all1sees:

division

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square roots

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dividing percentages

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IT EVEN FOILS

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beautiful.

i just checked ALL of these on my calculator and they are all correct

all. fucking. correct.

DAYUM, SON! IF ONLY THIS WAS AVIALABLE WHEN I WAS ON SCHOOL >:(

HAH! You kids. When I was in school, it wouldn’t help because we still used Roman numerals back then!

AHAHAHAHAHA-

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oh my god

i’ll just be over here shutting the fuck up right about now

you can even solve geometric problems

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or plot graphs

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even 3D graphs!!!

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itsstuckyinmyhead:

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