angelwithwormstache:

portablemiah:

benskid:

portablemiah:

illegal immigrants? you mean white people

except that white people didn’t immigrate into the united states… they funded the united states. you can’t illegally immigrate into a society you created. 

did you actually just say white people created society in america

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matthewsagan:

People often tell girls, “Guys won’t buy the cow if they can get the milk for free.” Of course, if someone views you as a farm animal and marriage as you being purchased and your vagina as a dairy product they probably aren’t the best person to be taking advice from in the first place. 

theaceofskulls:
“Well look what we have here: exactly what I was talking about, straight from the writers.
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theaceofskulls:

Well look what we have here: exactly what I was talking about, straight from the writers.

discount-supervillain:

Daddy Daycare 2: Muscle Mom and the Terror Twins

constable-frozen:

frozen

Is that frozen in a larry roemer style?

communistbakery:

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there’s somebody on my blog from the void. welcome i’ve been expecting you

You're a nerd. x
Anonymous

dracini:

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Well you are what you eat.

300

dracini:

a-random-mod:

dracini:

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300 FOLLOWERS
TIME TO PARTY

Now all of the spartans know you are a nerd

Rood madam.

I am now madam rood

>Consig outs herself the first day
>Mafioso attacks lookout bait and gets caught
>Lynch a person the consig warned was a jester
>doesn’t leave enough person alive to lynch arso when one of them is guaranteed to die.
“mafia played great actually”
But...

>Consig outs herself the first day

>Mafioso attacks lookout bait and gets caught

>Lynch a person the consig warned was a jester

>doesn’t leave enough person alive to lynch arso when one of them is guaranteed to die.


“mafia played great actually”


But yeah, I was so happy when that them lynching me was what caused them to lose.