melonboyy:

melongorl:

takawaste:

takawaste:

Bye

Fellas you’re in the club and this chimpanzee slaps your girls ass what do you do

that’s his girl now

we’re both his girls now

I would gladly be his girl

adurot:

gunrunnersarsenal:

letsdrawvideogames:

So I started thinking about how Mew could possibly learn every TM, HM, and Move Tutor move; and one thing led to another.

I’m sorry (I’m not sorry).

looks like the symbiont thing from that one anime took over mew….

Apparently two of them actually since its both his head and tail.

actually this makes a lot of sense considering mew is the only one other than ditto that can learn transform and it’s been shown to use transform in the movies.

thatsthat24:

Go big or go home. Eat all of the lunchables. You’ve come this far.

iceb0x:

Bottoms up, and the devil laughs

history-jokes:

ah, yes, the Trojan horse, or, as I like to call it,

dongstomper:

also new vegas lets you fuck a robot without taking the coward’s way out and putting it in a human body first

carpenteris:

socialnetworkhell:

I don’t think Jeb Bush actually wants to be president

At every debate he looks like a shy child whose family has bullied him into playing football when all he wants to do is DANCE

Disney channel original movie about jeb: “but, son, this is your dream!”
“No, dad. It’s your dream”
*gasps from the republican party*

I would watch a musical about american politics

glumshoe:

If I were a scientist, I would base my laboratory on Bill Nye’s. Half the doors would contain nothing but a spring-loaded boxing glove that would punch me in the face for no reason, or sudden drops into the abyss. That’s the sort of work environment I am most comfortable in.

charlesoberonn:

When someone’s a real wiseguy, but they made one fatal mistake

skinnyghost:

cubern:

the-ult:

guitarbeard:

tzar-volver:

I raise you

Ante up

Might as well throw my hat into the table

k well alright