Silver Tongue

omocat:

deer children for spring line

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Joey Waggoner: I still don't get that whole River was born to kill the Doctor thing
Joey Waggoner: Even when they explained it I was like "....What?"
Jitters: you know why you were like "what?"
Jitters: because they only dealt with it
Jitters: in one
Jitters: fucking
Jitters: episode
Cooper(Crafty): yep
Joey Waggoner: Also I thought that it was a bit too dark
Jitters: and instantly fixed it in said episode
Jitters: fuck it woulda been cool if she just, y'know, stayed that way
Jitters: an actual enemy
Jitters: a threat
Jitters: for a good while
Joey Waggoner: I mean we have Amy give birth to River only to loose her only to get her back only to loose her again
Jitters: before eventually realizing "wow I cant beat this guy, maybe I should learn more about him"
Jitters: and then
Joey Waggoner: And get her back a second later
Jitters: she realizes after figuring him out more
Jitters: "I think I love this man oh shit"
Jitters: and then she has an existential crisis
Felipe: she hates to love him
Felipe: or more like she loves to hate him
Jitters: and has to fight off the ones who raised her up
Jitters: SEE I JUST WROTE A BETTER RIVER SONG IN 5 SECONDS
Jitters: GOOD JOB MOFFAT
Jitters: GOOD FUCKING JOB
Joey Waggoner: Jitters why aren't you running Doctor Who?
Felipe: *rises jitters hand* WHO WANTS THIS AS THE NEXT WRITER OF THE BBC?!
Jitters: I WAS BORN IN THE WRONG COUNTRY
Joey Waggoner: Can we please put you in charge
Jitters: ohgod
Joey Waggoner: we'll raise the money for you to move
Jitters: bhjvgfcxxssdzszW
quartz-poker:
“ miss-sternennacht:
“ tumbledore-:
“ Finally, a political party we can all stand behind.
” ”
Just because it didn’t work in 1200 AD doesn’t mean it wouldn’t work now. It is time that we try strange women lying in ponds distributing...

quartz-poker:

miss-sternennacht:

tumbledore-:

Finally, a political party we can all stand behind. 

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Just because it didn’t work in 1200 AD doesn’t mean it wouldn’t work now. It is time that we try strange women lying in ponds distributing swords. Every other system has failed.

rinnai-rai:
“ Amph n’ wile
”

rinnai-rai:

Amph n’ wile

babylon5:

disorganized speech is so fun the way you just [clenches fist] talk too quickly, never get the words out in the right order, and never pronounce things correctly

ewock:

i’m smiling but inside i’m dying

breastforce:

the origons of Ouija boards are funny if you think about it like they’re part of an another country (China)’s ancient history that was practiced until one emporer decided “You know what this is probably a bad idea” and banned the practice. 

then centuries later an old buisnessman comes along and is like “I’m going to take this and market it as a toy to children.”

Which is the exact plot of Yu-Gi-Oh

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lordjoshbass:

scientifrick:

my uncle and aunt were arguing over who had to drive home then we heard my aunt say “babe look” and she started chugging a bottle of wine

im the aunt