Silver Tongue

barefootcosplayer:

Listen I am so here for platonic “I love you"s. I don’t care if you think “I love you” is some sacred phrase to only utter to one person in your life, i don’t care if you think it makes me look overbearing. I say “I love you” to my friends every time I say goodbye because I want them to know 100% without a doubt that I care for them and love them and am there for them so so much.

ryanvoid:

purepopfornowpeople:

party-wok:

watchthelightfade:

karrius:

The madden gif maker has banned the use of the word “capitalism”.

“Too many people were using our videogame football gif maker to make communist propaganda. We need to put a stop to that.”

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acesirius:

you’re still trans if you respond to your birth name

you’re still trans if you sometimes slip up your own pronouns

you’re still trans if you dont correct people who misgender you, because you’re scared or you just can’t be bothered 

you’re still trans if you haven’t felt ‘trapped in the wrong body’ since childhood

you’re still trans if you only started questioning after discovering the internet

you’re still trans if you dream of yourself with your birth name

you’re still trans if getting misgendered doesn’t feel like a stab in the gut because it happens so often that you’re used to it

you’re still trans if you’ve changed your name and pronouns 5000 times

you’re still trans if you don’t want to transition and you’re happy the way you are

did-you-kno:
“ SPOILER: the woodpecker got away, and the photo became an instant Twitter sensation, which was thoroughly photoshopped.
Gandalf The Grey riding a woodpecker…
John Travolta stayin’ alive on a woodpecker…
Miley Cyrus coming in like a...

did-you-kno:

SPOILER: the woodpecker got away, and the photo became an instant Twitter sensation, which was thoroughly photoshopped.

Gandalf The Grey riding a woodpecker…

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John Travolta stayin’ alive on a woodpecker…

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Miley Cyrus coming in like a wrecking ball on weasel that’s on top of a woodpecker..

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Kim Jong Un being an actual god atop a weasel on a woodpecker.

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chefpyro:

why is malachite so big anyway

i mean it’s just as humongous as alexandrite and alexandrite consists of 4 different gems. malachite is only 2.

is it because jasper is so big? maybe it’s just because jasper is so big.

Peridot says at all quartz are supposed to be big because they are the tanks. Amethyst was supposed to be as big as Jasper but she was overcooked.

dapperspacedorito:

sammy-makes-moosetracks:

The climax of poetic literature.

There comes a point when you try to convince yourself that My Immortal was written as a joke and yet you still doubt your conclusions.