Silver Tongue
pan-pizza:
“ kaiko-art:
“ drokiesta:
“ vicarious–vagabond:
“ AHHHH YES, UNDERTALE, THAT ONE CALARTS CARTOON, YEP THAT SURE - GGHGHFGH THIS IS A TERRIBLE FUCKING POST THAT I HAD TO SEE WITH MY OWN EYES
”
why the fuck is sans there
he isn’t even a main...

pan-pizza:

kaiko-art:

drokiesta:

vicarious–vagabond:

AHHHH YES, UNDERTALE, THAT ONE CALARTS CARTOON, YEP THAT SURE - GGHGHFGH THIS IS A TERRIBLE FUCKING POST THAT I HAD TO SEE WITH MY OWN EYES

why the fuck is sans there 

he isn’t even a main character oh my god

Hahaha good joke. 


….. wait.  …. did Joey Fox come from CalARTS???

I’m a fucking hack

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With tits like that, might as well call he a Lu-cow-rio.

sirphilliam:

you guys are surely milking these puns tonight

This is udder-ly ridiculous

sturmyena:

gotitforcheap:

I feel like conservative american politics have gotten to the point where during a debate Donald Trump could throw water on Marco Rubio and be all “Rubios wet, he’s a wet nerd and unfit to run this country, an absolute mess” and there would be people watching at home like “hmm yeah he did get totally wet by that water” 

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2016 is the year parody became impossible.

satanlickmydick:

cmnedark:

adultnapped:

isn’t it creepy that from the day you are born you start to die

Actually! Fun fact!

If “starting to die” is defined as “cells start dying at a faster rate than they are replaced” then you don’t start dying the day you’re born! You’re still growing and cells are still being replaced pretty quick for about 22 to 25 years!

So 25. THAT’S when you start to die!

:D

Ask any 25 year old and they will confirm

rosietheamazon:

commandroid:

why’s everyone keep telling gay people it’s okay to be gay

we already know that 

straight people are the problem 

tell straight people it’s okay to be gay

I want this on a motivational poster

deyogee:
“hobermen:
“Punkémon
”
LOUD GASPING
”

deyogee:

hobermen:

Punkémon 

LOUD GASPING

64bitwar:
“ equestrianrepublican:
“ gifsboom:
“ Japanese elevator prank.
”
I would have taken the stairs.
” ”

64bitwar:

equestrianrepublican:

gifsboom:

Japanese elevator prank.

I would have taken the stairs.

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You are poison/psychic. You're sassy, but you keep your cool and are very clever.

i can see that

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

WHY!? I TRUSTED YOU! I THOGUHT IT WAS THE TEACHER! MAN, THIS IS DUSKNOIR ALL OVER AGAIN

scotchtapeofficial:

poppunkblogger:

dammitmichael:

poppunkblogger:

I hate to make a new blue/black white/gold dress meme but my friend has this jacket and she says it’s white and blue but i see black and brown pls tell me what you see

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NINA WHAT DID YOU DO

IDK IM SORRY IM SCARED IM SO SCARED IM CRYING

is this really fuckin happening on the 1 year anniversary of The Dress™ incident

I don’t see how it’s black and brown. It’s straight up blue and white