anotherfirebender:

mamavalkyrie:

shakerattleandcrescentrolls:

devious-devil:

omnimodus:

apparently the key to happiness is to have a long and shitty winter

and if you can’t have that, surround yourself with deadly wildlife

or maybe these countries have free or reasonably priced health care, good education and costs nothing or very little, marriage equality(not all do however on the list but they at least aren’t extremely homophobic either), decent minimum wages, stable economies, low crime rates and so forth and also deadly wildlife because we protect our environment

Shots fired

but not in those countries because they have low crime rates

cascend:

Some nerd: Tubbs is an asshole who eats all the food and leaves only one fish

Me: 

Nerd: Holy shit

And that is why you wait until he’s finished to refill the bowl.

saboten-san:

Pokemon Sun and Pokemon Moon sure look great!

egberts:

egberts:

warhammer-of-cillyhoo:

egberts:

egberts:

my mom finally bought a toaster

why did this get notes

we’re happy for you

its just a toaster

it’s been three years since i made this post. stop congratulating me on the toaster! stop asking me how the new toaster is doing!! i don’t know!! i haven’t lived with my mom in almost a year! i haven’t seen that toaster in months!! she might even have a new new toaster now!!! who knows!? not me!

bloodsbane:

mastermenthe:

bloodsbane:

wha ha g;lgjkd

Keep reading

@bloodsbane Can i have some clarification, is it anything at all related to this:

https://www.reddit.com/r/sex/comments/30ffpz/masturbation_am_i_the_only_woman_who_does_it_this/

Yes! Stuff like that and methods similar to it are how I’ve always gone about it, long before I used fingers or anything. It’s not uncommon! 

@poni-pon

@gluttonace

i-cant-name-me:

gearholder:

pembrokewkorgi:

silver-tongues-blog:

This is just all kinds of nope

Imagine it spreading to other species – w–

Gear that’s not how parasites work. One type typically preys on one type of species.

And what if it evolves? Not in the pokemon sense but in the real world sense. It adapts to be able to infect other pokemon. Soon enough we are going to have last of us: kanto edition on our hands

nintenbro777:

Man nintendo has a problem with leakers lately

thesnadger:

triumphoftheking:

ceeberoni:

lachelnbitte:

ceeberoni:

to anyone who buys into the “calarts style” bullshit i have a game 4 u

out of the characters mentioned in this image

which of these silhouettes is who???

if you can’t tell, then it’s bad character design. but hopefully you can, and that’s the point

this coloring book activity shit is basically here to tell you that it doesnt matter that all of these characters still manage to have the same GENERAL head shape (which their heads are still pretty varied) or that they… smile similarly…?????, they’re still extremely distinct in their silhouettes, which is what actually fucking counts

please learn about character design. i will teach you about character design if i have to. just stop spreading this absolute 300% bullshit ‘calarts style’ crap, i beg you

(also only like half of the creators of these things even went to calarts so uh)

why is?? sans even on that post??? sans is a video game character he isnt even animated

b cos he smile and smiles were invented by calarts in order to further the evil millennial agenda

:/ guys seriously the designs are all so much the same you clearly missed that they put Dipper in here TWICE

Excuse me these are all clearly Dipper.

sketchydoodlemod:

morseapple:

octovias-markus:

ambris:

mrkenyon:

rabbittiddy:

askpredetor:

crazedwdartblog:

fhylie:

xantchawalker:

neener-nina:

weareadventurers:

ROLL YOUR CLASS

Roll 1d100, adventurers. (It’s entirely possible to end up with “adventurer”).

Enter D100 

I got Beast Rider…

Hmm…

Corsair…hmmmm

20: Warlord. Heck yeah support job!

99
You’re a Wizard, Crazed : O

Man even they think I’m a stalker

89: Shadowmancer.

Oooooh, wait what is it?

88: Magician.

…sure, why not.

02: Knight

Yeah, I’m good with that.

16 - Archer

Yep. Sounds about right.

34- death night

15 DARK KNIGHT

87 trickster
I am okay with this

etirabys:

oh my god