Silver Tongue
I’m tired of the doom and gloom “bernie is losing, we’re failing him!” posts so listen up

ohmysmokeythebear:

A polical science lesson for y’all:

  • Bernie is not “falling behind” and we’re not “failing him”
  • In fact, posts like those are MORE likely to discourage voters and kill his momentum than encourage them
  • At this point in the race, it is NOT ABOUT THE DELEGATE COUNT, IT’S ABOUT MOMENTUM
  • who has a lot of momentum right now?? BERNIE. He has done FAR BETTER THAN EXPECTED while Hillary has done much WORSE than expected
  • like i said delegate counts don’t really matter much right now
  • BUT just so everyone knows, as of 2/24 Bernie and Hillary are TIED
  • They both have 51 delegates each
  • lots of news sites are saying hillary has a huge lead on bernie with delegates because they are assuming the superdelegates are with her but that’s all just speculation Not. Fact.
  • Super Tuesday (on March 1st) has a lot of southern states who will most likely favor Hillary but that’s ok because
  • ALL DEMOCRATIC PRIMARIES AND CAUCUSES ARE PROPORTIONAL
  • YOUR VOTE ABSOLUTELY HAS IMPACT
  • even if hillary “wins” some states bernie will still get delegates and THAT’s what’s important!!!!
  • YES get out there and vote because it’s Super Important I Cannot Stress That Enough
  • but also know that it’s NOT doom and gloom, bernie ISN’T DOING BADLY AT ALL and we aren’t “failing him”
galaxy–kidd:
“ himatzufutureedition:
“ silverlightpony:
“ A prefect example of why YouTube’s Content ID system is terrible.
”
Trust no one not even yourself
” ”

galaxy–kidd:

himatzufutureedition:

silverlightpony:

A prefect example of why YouTube’s Content ID system is terrible.

Trust no one not even yourself

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Originally posted by lopezandres87

imacreepygirl:

“Ten symbols placed around a Wheel.
Hand in hand they’ll bond the seal.
But break the chain, and pay the cost.
The Prophecy will all be lost.”

This is just all kinds of nope

This is just all kinds of nope

bloodsbane:

listen okay listen. im not saying my geckos are gay or anything. but they like to cuddle and will find each other when i have them out so they can lay down together and IM JUST SAYING. that’s preeeeeeeeetty gay. 

you can cuddle and snuggle and have sex platonically.

layonhands:
“ Pokemon is so incredible and revolutionary I can fight my fuckig lawn tool in the sky
”

layonhands:

Pokemon is so incredible and revolutionary I can fight my fuckig lawn tool in the sky

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Originally posted by retropostmodernism

findmeinthealps:

GRAVITOWNED

“What if I just took all the bad ideas I’ve had over the last few months, and put them together into one giant shitpost as an homage to a joke AMV from 2007?” -me, a week ago

Yeah, this is what happens. I am so, so sorry. (except i cut it short because of tumblr’s upload limit, so i actually have plenty of bad ideas left)

This is also my 4000 followers special video! Thank you all so much! I hope you know what you signed up for.

Youtube Link: (x)

earth-dad:

bruises-for-tomorrow:

when your life is falling apart but you don’t give a fuck anymore

thegrindspot:
“ alicexblog:
“ thesoftgrape:
“ GAL PALS HAS GONE TOO FAR
What better way to catch up with your best gal pal then with this lovely intimate massager? Nothing like winding down after a long day with some massages with your bestie!
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Just...

thegrindspot:

alicexblog:

thesoftgrape:

GAL PALS HAS GONE TOO FAR

What better way to catch up with your best gal pal then with this lovely intimate massager? Nothing like winding down after a long day with some massages with your bestie!

Just gals being pals, ‘aint nothing wrong here.

the fact it’s a strapon is what gets me :T

Well you can’t very well use it without your galpal, can you?

fruit-sinning-yummy-yummy:

have some rhino sins :U

I normally don’t reblog NSFW here anymore but this is important.