Silver Tongue
Draco Malfoy: [in the Gryffindor common room using Polyjuice Potion] A buddy of mine saw Draco Malfoy take his shirt off in the Quidditch showers, and he said that Draco Malfoy had an eight pack. That Draco Malfoy was shredded.
Harry Potter: What?! Your friend's a liar, mate, Draco Malfoy is a punk bitch. That guy looks like he weighs thirty pounds soaking wet underneath that little black dress.

thatonegojimun:

youngdyne saga 1/3

quartz-poker:
“ cyrreblogs:
“ okmoxi:
“ rhapsodna:
“ He guard the buns
”
there are his buns
”
#in an unforseen turn of events it is the anaconda who’s got buns
”
Now my brain is going through 30 different versions of that joke, thanks. xD Maybe he...

quartz-poker:

cyrreblogs:

okmoxi:

rhapsodna:

He guard the buns

there are his buns

#in an unforseen turn of events it is the anaconda who’s got buns

Now my brain is going through 30 different versions of that joke, thanks. xD Maybe he finally found a hun with buns?

image

Originally posted by southernretardation

He’s gonna want his buns back

sun and moon is fake, it was created in a forum
Anonymous

nendocris:

the sun and moon are not fake, I can see them in the sky, you conspiracy theorist

image

charlesoberonn:

When someone’s a real wiseguy, but they made one fatal mistake

image
image
image
image
image

Just a some gems from the random explosim comic generator.

jbwarner86:

jwblogofrandomness:

“Get it! It’s funny because Buttercup doesn’t like to be called Princess. Are we making that clear? If not, don’t worry, we’ll be sure to repeat this joke 15 more times before this cartoon is over.”

God, this animation is so lifeless and boring. Especially compared to the dynamic look of the original series. The pace is slushy, the jokes are uninspired…it’s still a pale imitation of what came before it.

I still can’t imagine why they’re trying to do this. There’s literally no way they can make this series feel like The Powerpuff Girls without Craig McCracken on board.

WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THE SENSE OF SCALE!? NOT JUST ON THE MAIN VILLAIN BUT EVERYONE ELSE. AT ONE POINT THERE’S A GUY WHOS HEAD IS BIGGER THAN HIS BODY AND THE ROBOT CONSTANTLY CHANGES SCIENCE AND IT FEELSLIKE THEY ARE JUST ATTEMPTING A CHEAP CASH IN ON NOSTALGIA

voiceofkiki:

themagicalworldsofband:

vertureoay:

the-doctor-who96:

ebind:

I REALLY WANT DEADPOOL TO SHOW UP WITH THE AVENGERS AT SOME POINT AND NOT EVEN DO ANYTHING JUST KINDA BE REHEATING SOMETHING IN TONY’S MICROWAVE AND EVERYBODY’S ALL SERIOUS AND HE’S JUST EATING IN THE BACKGROUND AND NODDING ALONG AND THEN THEY ASK WHAT THE FUCK HE’S DOING THERE AND HE JUST CASUALLY JUMPS OUT THE WINDOW YELLING SOMETHING LIKE “SPIDEY CATCH ME” AND THEN YOU JUST HEAR A SPLAT AND HEAR HIM YELL “WHAT THE SHIT PARKER”

He has to be reheating a chimichanga though.

WHAT THE SHIT PARKER

I want this. I want him to also comment on how hes not even allowed to be in this franchise.

I don’t even want it to be Deadpool explicitly.  I just want Ryan Reynolds to walk past the camera at some point, say “Oops, wrong movie” and then run off screen.  You want your license-preserving Deadpool joke?  There ya go, Marvel.  Enjoy.