Silver Tongue

priceofliberty:

militarygradex:

tiffanarchy:

anarchoarachnidism:

tiffanarchy:

if you purchase a billboard with your face on it as part of your campaign for judge there is a 100% chance you’re a bad person

For the first half of this post I thought you were talking about the guy who bought out a billboard to advertise his new hat

that was a good use of money

Can someone please show me the guy that advertised his new hat

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OH MY GOD CHECK OUT THE SITE THOUGH! IT CIRCLES BACK TO POLITICAL CAMPAIGNS IN THE BEST WAY POSSIBLE

broadwayfangirl222:

When you’re on a boss level but your health is too low so you’re letting yourself die to restart the battle: 

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But eventually realizing you ACTUALLY have a chance to defeat the boss:

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magic-doogies:

superfooby:

Choose your fighter

S TOP

alotofmomos:
“ mysharona1987:
“ That’s some Jigsaw from the Saw movies shit right there,
” ”

alotofmomos:

mysharona1987:

That’s some Jigsaw from the Saw movies shit right there,

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me: *summons a demon god*
demon god: YOU FOOL, YOU HAVE FREED ME. NOW I SHALL RIP APART YOUR PUNY HUMAN SOCIETY, DESTROY YOUR ARMIES AND THE ENFORCERS OF YOUR LAWS AND DEVOUR YOUR LEADERS AND POWERFUL CHAMPIONS, LEAVING CHAOS IN MY WAKE
me: yes good, get on it
demon god: WAIT, WHAT
me: get moving lazy I didn't summon you to play fucking yahtzee

quakerlol:

MATILDA IS THE IDEAL MOVIE AND HERE IS WHY

  • female protag
  • no love story cause shes a six yr old
  • bff is a small girl of color
  • bechdel test passed in like the first ten minutes
  • anti-bullying message
  • anti-abuse message
  • pro-learning message
  • this girl is so smart she can move things with her MIND
  • teaches kids that if ppl are toxic, even if they are family, then you don’t have to stay with them
  • cute as frickle
  • great soundtrack
  • happiest ending
  • infinitely relatable

these are the facts people

weremethyst:

damn daniel, back at it again with the snow white hair and glowing green eyes

Grammar Stanley
Quote that wins the award for ‘most in character at the worst time’ (via strexcorpsynergistsinc)

madscientistmerle:

dannyqhantom:

ghost bonding ??

Love this.

Would he automatically count as a monster/human hybrid and be able to just fly through the barrier whenever he wanted?

Even better, he could probably use the souls of the ghosts he commonly fights to break the barrier altogether.

buzzfeedgeeky:

“Sunday night I was taking a flight back from San Francisco to Toronto and was stopped by security and ordered into additional screening. Now this is nothing new to me, as I’m a brown dude who flies quite often and these types of extra screening and searchings are regular occurrences. In this specific case however I was asked to remove my turban so it could go through an additional extra check. my first inclination was to say nah, I had a flight to catch and taking off a turban and tying it back on before a flight would be inconvenient. I asked to have a pat down instead (i get my clothes patted down, and those too are made of cloth, never asked to remove those) the manager insisted that either I would take off my turban and or I would be escorted back into the public area and I could book a flight with a different airline or airport.

They provided a private screening room, and after they had done a complete body search and scanned my turban through another x-ray… they came back and told me I was good to go.

It was at this point I asked for a mirror to retie my turban again, because unlike a hat or a shoe, tying a turban back on takes time and skill (great skill, only the manliest of men know) plus I gotta make sure i look extra crispy and good ALWAYS (my motto in life, most of the time when I’m not lazy of course) The officials responded that they don’t provide mirrors and one of them had even told me to walk down the nearest bathroom at the other end of the terminal, in public, without my turban on. Which completely defeats the purpose of being in a private room in the first place… why “undress” me and then tell me to walk out “undressed” to the nearest bathroom to retie my turban again? The turban is a sign of royalty, respect, dignity, courage and has a huge significance for my people.

I followed all the security protocols, asked whatever they wanted me to do, the issue isn’t JUST with the fact that I was asked to remove the turban (however silly it still is) but with the lack of respect and insensitivity when I asked for a simple request like a mirror to tie it back on again.

Also fun fact: no one has ever found anything dangerous in a turban… ever.”