toastyhat:

i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed:

small-home-repair-vikings:

zukits:

gameoffish:

justnoodlefishthings:

These are Garter Snakes and completely harmless little noodles I could literally sit right in the middle and they wouldn’t care

I don’t care how much I have to pay, I’m in

lmao while most people are freaking out at the idea, I’d be like

is there a limit to how long I can spend in there??? or can I just like chill out for a day or two and get 175 mil for every hour

only concern, make a clear path for me to step and sit. i do not want to accidentally hurt them or shove them that would be Rude

I actually dreamed of finding one of these masses of garter snakes as a kid ;v;

Bitch I would do that shit for free… But you should still pay me. Noodles are innocent cuties and I speak parseltongue

the-a-j-universe:

thatoneasexualinthecorner:

ishelmascarinas:

my-art-is-beating-from-me:

ishelmascarinas:

sometimes i wonder how a writer would describe me if i were a character in a book

can we make this an ask meme?

reblog this if you want a book description of you sent to your inbox

THE LAST TIME I REBLOGGED THIS I GOT A BORDERLINE FANFIC SO SCREW IT

Ooh, I want a borderline fanfic! Let’s do this.

theheartmaid:

lol i suck at art

wow welcome to the club idek what i was thinking

delete later

just an in-class doodle

lol I don’t even know what I was trying to do here, I’ll delete it later

wow you guys suck

this is the fucking definition of artists on tumblr oh my god the most fucking accurate representation im so pissed right now but so happy at the same time someone help

orzhov-fun-police:

pythosart:

Knight-mage Chell, portaling her way through an ancient dungeon full of traps

I genre-swapped Portal for an art challenge, and it may or may not have become a whole AU…and there may or may not be a part 2 on the way. Or should I say, a part DOS

Re-designing the portal gun and long fall boots into more fantasy-appropriate forms was a fun challenge

Woah…

frostbitefingers:

hawk-and-handsaw:

friends don’t let friends leave marvel movies before the end of the credits

#however friends do look at each other and then silently judge the people who do leave

dannyqhantom:

ghost bonding ??

whovians-have-the-impala-at-221b:

a-cumberbatch-of-cookies:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

zooophagous:

Hades speaks to me on a spiritual level

why does tumblr always relate to the satan of every fandom

Because it’s easier to identify with a flawed character then some kind of ultra human the hero normally is portrayed as.

fuck that was deep man

Also, the gods are a dick to hades. In the movie they didn’t invite him to hercules’s birth and it’s like, if. Being invited and not going is your choice but not being invited fucking sucks.

jitterbugjive:

jitterbugjive:

theosartisticthematics:

briannathestrange:

Guys there is actually a german ripoff of Aladdin by this terrifying “animation company” (I use that term loosely) Dingo Pictures and I wanted to share Aladdin’s song b/c it is funky fresh

@jitterbugjive 

Speaking of really bad rip offs…

oh hey, same people

g0966:

frisk is such a preeey talking flower emmairite