Silver Tongue

oldeststoryintheuniverse:

sfmfm:
that-weird-mexicore-girl:
American sex ed is taught like Dolores Umbridge’s Defense of the Dark Arts class.
“Why would you need to know about sex? If you aren’t having it, there will be no need for protection”
okay but this is the most accurate thing i’ve ever seen? amazing.

frootyjuice:

it big

@wuffleton

tastefullyoffensive:

by Jeremy Kaye

knittinggiantbeanies:

I was featured in this Bill Cipher animation by Piemations, PLEASE check it out, it’s fantastic!!!

vivziepop:

chefpyro:
My favourite joke from tonight’s episode? Easy.
This show is a treasure.

How come Azula doesn't have a blog anymore????

nxtypxg

bestest-birb:

morseapple:
bestest-birb:
jitterbugjive:
http://cyanocitta-blattidae.tumblr.com/ he changed his username :U
Who tf is azoola
Some wierd bird I thunk
What a dumb name like ew
Yknow what would be a better name that also involves taking a color and adding a vowel?
Cyano

I think you mean noun. Griffons are nouns, not vowels. But I agree that colour-noun is absolutely ridiculous.

The new Avengers looks fantastic

megasov:

jellykitsch:
What could I have possibly done to deserve this

Someone tried to tell me that saying Bernie vs Hillary as opposed to Hillary vs Bernie is promoting the patriarchy because I’m saying men’s name first. I was saying their names in alphabetical order.