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paxamericana:
“ shut the fuck up
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I agree. the article boils down to just another “millennials are lazy” article. Nevermind that cereal and milk are super expensive and millennials don’t really have time for an actual breakfast. No, it’s just...

paxamericana:

shut the fuck up

I agree. the article boils down to just another “millennials are lazy” article. Nevermind that cereal and milk are super expensive and millennials don’t really have time for an actual breakfast. No, it’s just because bowls have to be cleaned.

FUCK THE BABY BOOMERS AND THEIR PRETENTIOUS FUCKS.

jwblogofrandomness:
“ jbwarner86:
“ zerohunter413:
“ nuncamais:
“ The team of Leverage. WINNING!!
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Agent Carter.
… I think I’m good. SAVE ME PEGGY. lol
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Mike, Crow, and Tom Servo. The bots could rescue me while Mike distracts the kidnappers by...

jwblogofrandomness:

jbwarner86:

zerohunter413:

nuncamais:

The team of Leverage. WINNING!!

Agent Carter.

… I think I’m good. SAVE ME PEGGY. lol

Mike, Crow, and Tom Servo. The bots could rescue me while Mike distracts the kidnappers by being an idiot :)

Kermit the Frog, Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear, Rizzo the Rat, Gonzo and all of the other Muppets.

Well I might not make it out alive, but the rescue will be hilarious either way.

Bunnicula, chester and harry are going to rescue me? This will either be the greatest adventure or the worst disaster I will experience.

glamourousmango:

everyone likes to shit on trubbish, vanillite, stinfisk, but the true shitshows of gen v were the elemental monkeys

The Spy VS Spy sonic thing was when the archie comics did a tribute when the original dude who made those comics died or something, I believe.

pembrokewkorgi:

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Well, if that is the case, then I’m very happy with them, since Antonio Prohías was an amazing cartoonist and one of my big influences. 

eridnis:
“ the cyberpunk future we deserve
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eridnis:

the cyberpunk future we deserve

thatsthat24:
“ hamiltunes:
“ valteuil:
“ cursedkennedy:
“ smolgayboy:
“ clockwork-warhol:
“ piningpoe:
“ nedragon:
“ bensolotrashh:
“ What have i done.
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Tag yourself I’m Devious Han
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I’m yoda having a stroke
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I’m Leia’s entire face structure going...

thatsthat24:

hamiltunes:

valteuil:

cursedkennedy:

smolgayboy:

clockwork-warhol:

piningpoe:

nedragon:

bensolotrashh:

What have i done.

Tag yourself I’m Devious Han

I’m yoda having a stroke

I’m Leia’s entire face structure going flat.

I’m Luke realizing that lightsabers aren’t dildos

I’m Poe lurking 47 weeks deep in someone’s social media and not liking what I’m finding

i’m padmé who told her best friend she was going to wear the chanel boots tonight and is real pissed that she got copied

i’m anakin who just walked into the kitchen to discover that he forgot about the apple pie he was baking and now it’s burnt so he’s extremely upset about the waste of time and energy

I’m finn who just missed a step down into the next room

I’m fake surprised ben

thebookworm:

evilsupplyco:

Be the villain you were born to be. Stop waiting for someone to come along and corrupt you. Succumb to the darkness yourself.

This is surprisingly motivating.

rasec-wizzlbang:

bogleech:

katey-boheme:

bogleech:

Orcs and goblins are almost absolutely always the most sympathetic race in a given fantasy setting. How are we not supposed to relate to these supposedly “dumb,” “primitive” and “ugly” people who are treated as objectively evil abominations, live in filthy conditions and never allowed to win against the white-European-puritan-like humans and elves?

This is only ever subverted in more humorous settings. The Tolkien-style “serious” medieval fantasy purists sure love their creepy nationalistic undertones huh

Except Orcs kill and rape people sooooo..

Uh, yeah, that’s the problem. My entire complaint is that authors choose to write orcs as entirely killers and rapists while also writing them so similarly to minorities or foreigners.

Why is this not even the first time someone already replied to this post with “but orcs are naturally evil.” Orcs aren’t real. They can only be as evil as an author chooses to make them, and the entire idea of a WHOLE RACE always being evil is some of the worst, most tastelessly lazy writing out there even aside from the unfortunate social implications it can fall into.

I bet that person’s an elf. Sounds like something an elf would say.
fucking elves.

elves are such assholes

bokutouh:

Reasons why i love this baldy.