Silver Tongue

slagartehfox:

sweet-cherry-fairy:

thesocialjusticecourier:

bolt-carrier-assembly:

cerebralzero:

mermaids-pearl:

Please get your “aestheticly pleasing” guns off my dash you “pale grunge” idiot fucks

#Should be illegal#they are not pretty#they fucking kill people#idiots\

“guns aren’t pretty” 

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I seriously want that pistol with the vine/leaf design. Damn.

“durr they kill people they should be illegal they cant ever be pretty” 
okay chicko but when you’re being faced down by a gunman in ur own house and hes got the gun and u dont, and the police are far away, guns will seem much much prettier to ya for about the five seconds you live. 

No revolvers? No gun is as elegant as a high-class revolver.

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mirasis:

wow ren

g0966:

My sense of humor getting blunt

aspect-rei:

fortheloveofplaid:

the most implausible thing about superhero movies is that these guys make their own suits, like seriously those toxic chemicals did NOT give you the ability to sew stretch knits, do you even own a serger

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Originally posted by itsjustvaleska

Me: But what happened to Blendin?!? I mean, you'd think he'd play some role, but it's like he just disappeared. Where did he go???
My sister: How do you think the people who drew the cave drawings found out about Bill and got the prophecy for the wheel?
Me:
Me: ...I need to sit down.

gasterdoodles:

little gooster problems

adurot:

changemodomega:

A thing about Superheroes on the scale of superman is you can almost always figure out a simple way they could apply their powers to resolve something quicker and easier.

For example:

Batman: Ha! Your X-Ray vision can’t work out my identity, I put a lead plate in my mask!

Superman: *Turns in place, scanning the city*

Batman: What are you-

Superman: There’s a big cave full of bat themed crime fighting equipment under Wayne manor.

Batman: That doesn’t necessarily mean-

Superman: Access hatch behind a grandfather clock.

Batman: :(

Personally I’m quite fond of their most recent first time meeting in American Alien.

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grupertawesome:

dadreversal:

gorillas don’t know any bodybuilding techniques so we have probably never seen one at full potential

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