Silver Tongue

saturdaynightbigcocksalaryman:

me: types “titty” into google on an incognito window

the nsa: 

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911 operator: Hello 911 what's your emergency?
Ryan Reynolds: Spideypool can't become canon because of film rights.
911 operator: Mr. Reynolds I'm going to have to ask you stop calling us every week.

dat-soldier:

dat-soldier:

I dreamed I had some extra money and went on a shopping spree at a drugstore so I bought a lot of like toothpaste and a shitty Home Alone poster

So shitty i was able to replicate it to perfection in 10 minutes

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annermation:

This is my submission for greyallison ‘s Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time zine!! My theme was the Shadow Temple, so I really wanted to incorporate the Dead Hand somehow, since it always seemed so horrifyingly out of place in a Zelda game…

Courage is not the lack of fear, but rather standing up to what you are afraid of

Republicans: *uses god as an excuse to pass certain laws*

Pope: You are acting very unchristian

Republicans: WTF? Don’t tell us how to politics. God has no place in politics, don’t tell us what to do!

dialga:

sale-aholic:

mediamattersforamerica:

What a time to be alive.

Republicans.😑

Wow

You know, this would be a wonderful time to bring up abortion since they’ve finally decided that the church has no place in politics

hellyeahthomassanders:

Me as a Gem Fusion ✨ by Thomas Sanders