jestre:

equinoks:

Yo did you guys see this shit

Ohhhhh snap!

jitterbugjive:

guys I was actually serious

one of my roomies is afraid of roaches

cat recently killed a roach and put it in my room

he swapped the toilet paper with duct tape

so I put a roach on his laptop

>:3 can’t wait to see what happens

life-with-jitters:

I go to the bathroom and find this

god dammit roommates >:[

splders:

but does my milkshake bring girls to the yard

No, smoothies do.

tastefullyoffensive:

Why Spider-Man is a city person.

h3rmitsunited:

belbet:

kimjongthrilla:

logicadinfinitum:

so ijust realised something

plastic donasours, right

plastic is made of oil

which comed from

DINOSAIRS

plastic dinosaurs are made of irl dinosaurs

i…

science has definitely come too far

how did you manage to spell dinosaurs differently 3 times

unclefather:

my ex got mad on facebook when he found out i was seeing someone else and he wrote “i hope he likes your loose pussy” so i commented back and wrote “my vagina is a muscle that will go back to the same size after sex. your penis will never get any bigger.” and now he is messaging me saying “delete that comment now”

Tell him that a tight pussy is an unaroused vagina.

kelpiesnshit:

Jacking off bees and shoving syringes in queen vagoos.

ommanyte:

You know, your best pal, your bud, who follows you everywhere, who sits on your shoulder (or maybe you sit on theirs). We’re talking Ash and Pikachu levels of companionship.

mbt1991:

sokkaspetboomerang:

shoot me in the FOOT that was such a good scene

Uncle Iroh knows his shit and is not afraid to show it. That’s why we love him so much. 

I think it’s universally accepted that Iroh is the best character