Silver Tongue

chefpyro:

is it wiener or weiner i can never figure that out

It depends on where you are. The americas use Weiner and europe uses Wiener. Wiener is considered more proper though because it’s a german word.

patrik-star:

that episode where squidword had no chill

that’s because all his chill was sucked out into the environment

quartz-poker:

dustyhooves:

haiku-oezu:

this-is-cthulhu-privilege:

sjw-illogical-bullshit:

durkin62:

astralstar-fem:

reaprar:

astralstar-fem:

jeremiahtalksyt:

sonic_hedgehog and onion Twitters know what’s up.

This is so gross like what are you doing.

I’m so fed up of going through the otherkin tag to find SUPPORT and being hit with SHIT LIKE THIS

Honestly I’m barely even able to write bc my hands are shaking and I can’t stop fckn crying because I’m just SO OVER THIS CRAP

Sonic the hedgehog should be ashamed, my sparrow heart is breaking thinking of all the sonic fictionkin who are honestly getting their good names TARNISHED because some BIGOTED ASSHOLE hiding behind a twitter account with sonic’s name on it decided one morning it was okay to pull this shit.

Hope no one triggered by this gets hurt

i thought this was a joke post

i cant believe you wrote all that shit lmao

Shit like this is no joke.

Otherkin die everyday thanks to the crap from assholes like @sonic_hedgehog. 

I’M SO DONE WITH PEOPLE SAYING IT’S OKAY TO OPPRESS OTHERKIN LIKE THIS LIKE????? ???/??/??// ?>

WHERE DO YOU GET OFF?

“Shit like this is no joke.”

Yet I’m laughing.

Otherkin die everyday thanks to the crap from assholes like @sonic_hedgehog.

Getting run over from chasing cars is your own fault. 

“I’M SO DONE WITH PEOPLE SAYING IT’S OKAY TO OPPRESS OTHERKIN LIKE THIS LIKE????? ???/??/??// ?>

Its called mocking, and its ok because you’re insane. 

WHERE DO YOU GET OFF?”

In your mom. 

>Getting run over from chasing cars is your own fault. 

I’m dead, thats it, I’m gone, my lungs have collapsed from laughing.

-mod punny

Beautiful

Oh my go-oh-oh-ood

Bless other-kin for being jesters for all of us. 

Now I’m conflicted. I don’t support Otherkin because they’re basically their own imaginary friends and have no biological/medical evidence for their claims…On the other hand I hate Sonic. What do I do? D:

well, sonic became shit due to a combination of poor decisions on segas part so it’s not sonics fault it’s bad so it’s best to side with him. Otherkin are jokes who demand to be taken seriously. Some of them are faking to be special snowflakes and some need to seek special help. So I’m siding with sonic.

sansserifaster:

weenie-kun:

sansserifaster:

has anyone drawn sans in a varsity jacket yet because if so please link me i need this… it’s very important

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we are getting married right now immediately

A PSA About Asexuality and Aromanticism

outlawroad:

Dear World,

Please take note of the following facts about asexual and aromantic people.

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Asexuality is an orientation based on the lack of sexual attraction to other humans beings.

This means asexual people never look at other human beings and experience an arousal response or a desire to have sex with them.

That is all it means.

Some asexual people still have a sex drive and some don’t.

Some asexual people masturbate and some don’t.

What do we think of when we masturbate? Usually nothing. A lot of us use pornographic material to become physically aroused when we feel the urge to masturbate.

Why would we masturbate when we’re asexual? Because being asexual means we don’t experience sexual attraction, not that we have no sex drive. Those of us who have a sex drive lack any connection of that drive to attraction. But we still gotta take care of our physical need for sexual release.

Asexual men exist.

Asexual people have romantic orientations. We can be hetero-, homo-, bi-, pan-, or aromantic. This means some of us can feel romantic feelings, just like sexual people, but some of us are aromantic and don’t feel romantic feelings for anyone.

Romantic asexuals want romantic relationships. They feel romantic love. They want companionship. They just don’t want the sex.

Aromantic people—whether sexual or asexual—still have emotions and a desire to connect to others. They value relationships. They want and need and enjoy friendship and family. Many of them want to have a life partner or partners. They just don’t feel romantic love or attraction. Romantic love is not the only form of love that exists. Therefore, aromantic people still love. 

Some sexual people are aromantic too.

Being aromantic doesn’t make you a sociopath, anti-social, heartless, misanthropic, or cool with being forever alone.

Being aromantic does not solve all your problems.

Being asexual does not solve all your problems.

Some asexual people have sex. Some don’t.

Some asexual people feel neutral about participating in sex. Some feel repulsed by the idea.

Asexual people who have sex make that choice for any number of reasons: they’re curious, they’re romantically involved with someone sexual, or maybe they like it.

Asexual people can like sex for what it is: a physically pleasurable activity. Our bodies are usually fully functional. We can get aroused in the right circumstances. We can orgasm. What we lack is the attraction to people, which motivates you to actively seek out sexual partners.

Asexuality is not celibacy or abstinence. If you choose not to have sex because of religious reasons, personal reasons, health reasons, or whatever, but you still experience sexual attraction to others, you are celibate. You cannot choose to be asexual. Asexuality is an orientation. You are or you aren’t.

Being asexual is not the equivalent of never dating anyone.

Many asexuals and aromantics like nongenital physical affection. We like hugs, we like cuddles, we like holding hands, we like back rubs, we like kisses to varying degrees, etc.

Some don’t.

Just in case you’ve already forgotten: asexual men exist.

Some asexuals are polyamorous. Some are monogamous. Some don’t give a shit and just do their relationships however the hell they want.

Some asexuals are willing to date sexual people and let their sexual partners have sex outside the relationship. Some asexuals are not okay with this. If you want to know about a particular asexual’s feelings on the matter, ask.

Some asexuals like snogging. Some really, really don’t. Yes, there are romantic asexuals who don’t like kissing with tongue; they’re still romantic. If you want to know about a particular asexual’s feelings on this matter, ask.

Some asexuals have a history of sexual abuse. They can still be legitimately asexual.

Some asexuals struggle with mental illness, physical disability, mental disability, or disease. They can still be legitimately asexual.

And even if someone identifying as asexual is only circumstantially asexual based on one of the aforementioned conditions, they still have the right to use the identity if it suits them, as long as it suits them. It is not your business WHY they are what they are or why they’re using this particular identity.

Some people in the asexual community are demisexual. This means they experience only secondary sexual attraction, as a result of romantic or emotional connection with a particular individual or individuals. They never feel sexual desire for strangers, celebrities, or people they don’t know well/aren’t comfortable around/etc.

Some people in the asexual community are grey-asexuals. They’re somewhere in between totally asexual and totally sexual.

For the most part, the asexual community does not care about other people’s sex lives. As long as we aren’t involved, your sex life doesn’t matter to us.

Asexuals can still find people aesthetically attractive. Just because we find someone pleasing to our eye does not mean we want that person touching our genitals. Just because we don’t want anyone touching our gentitals does not mean we’re blind.

You cannot cure us with sex. It doesn’t matter how good you are at sex. It doesn’t matter how good you are as a person. It doesn’t matter how much you love us. It doesn’t matter how much we love you. It doesn’t matter if we enjoy sex. It doesn’t matter if we orgasm when we have sex. It doesn’t matter if we consent to it. We are asexual. We do not experience sexual attraction to anybody, and there is nothing you can do about it. Period.

Asexuality is not about the sexual act. It is about sexual attraction.

You cannot cure aromantic people by attempting to romance them or trying to  persuade them that romance is the pinnacle of human experience. First of all, it’s not. Second of all, aromantic people were born the way they are. You can’t choose to be aromantic. Aromantic people can’t choose to feel romantic attraction. It is what it is.

Mixed orientation sexuals exist. These are people whose romantic and sexual orientations differ from each other. There is nothing wrong or weird about this. All it means is you have an extra complexity in your romantic/sexual/emotional life.

Those of us who are asexual or aromantic are not looking to be fixed. We aren’t broken. We’re different. We don’t need your pity. We don’t need you to show us the light. We need you to respect us or get the fuck out.

And one more time: asexual men exist.

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Thanks for your attention.

nittany-tiger:

stopshot:

From an economist’s perspective Bernie Sanders is actually a very crucial candidate needed in keeping America from falling into another recession or worse a depression in contrast to Hillary Clinton’s plan. If the video is too slow, skip to the 2:27 mark to cut to the chase.

Another great reason to vote for a candidate that will actually strengthen the economy for all and not just the richest of citizens.

jitterbugjive:

arctictundra-mod:

queengaycrow:

ramblingferret:

werewolfnl:

willoftzeentch:

Curiosity: If you are outside the U.S., did military recruiters from your country come to your high school (sometimes repeatedly and in multiple classes using multiple angles) to try to convince you to join the army, navy, etc.?

Being from the Netherlands, I can’t say I’ve ever seen such a person in my life.

May have had to do with the kind of school I’m on, but I’ve literally never heard of this happening outside the United States.

Canadian here, and maybe it was just my school but I can hardly recall anything like that. bit shocked at how blazen US military recruiters are.

They also make you take a test regardless and im pretty sure ive seen some that get mad if you say no

Finnish person here. We even have a conscription for all AMAB people at 18, but I never saw a single recruiter. American obsession with the military is really goddamn creepy.

I still remember a recruiter coming to my house and he was super nice talking about how I could have this and that for my future, no matter how much I kept telling him I wanted a career in art he was giving promises like “we’ll cover schooling”

But I didn’t want to be a part of it, though he pressured me so much with a promise of something better than the poverty I was living with. He set an appointment with me, and when I had time alone to really think, I told my mom I didn’t want to do it.

When he came back, she told him we didn’t want a part of it and I remember him giving me this look and trying to guilt me, “I could have been having dinner with my daughter right now whom I don’t see very often, but I’m here instead. And you wasted that time.”


The fact that he stooped to such a low tactic when he knew I only lived with my single mother was what put the nail in the coffin and made me decide to NEVER involve myself in the military. 

I will not voluntarily be abused and taken advantage of.

That’s pretty much how it is here in the US, our military takes advantage of desperate people because they know how desperate many Americans are right now.

sarcasticasides:

Consider: if Gaster had been alive during a genocide run he probably would have lured Frisk into the true lab and trapped them in the determination extractor

That would actually prevent frisk from being able to reset by draining their determination. Also, he could probably synthasize a safe varient of determination and bring back those frisk killed without turning them into amalgamates. Also, they would be able to break the barrier and finish the war with nigh immortal hypergods of death that only get stronger with each human they kill.

herfleur:

wittyandcharming:

punkassbambi:

I HATE WHEN PEOPLE ARE GROSSED OUT BY UNUSED TAMPONS. THATS LIKE BEING GROSSED OUT BY UNUSED NAPKINS, OR CLEAN SHEETS, OR CLEAN UNDERWEAR. LIKE OMG ITS NOT GOING TO HURT YOU. ITS CLEAN. TAMPONS EXIST WHY DO WOMEN HAVE TO BE EMBARRASSED OR HIDE THEM. ugh

Once I had an unopened box of tampons in plain view and my stepdad acted like that was some huge breach of social etiquette. I asked why on earth he was acting so weird about it, and he said, “Well you wouldn’t want me leaving a box of condoms lying around would you?”

Okay first of all, that you’re even implying that tampons and condoms are comparable items is fucking stupid since condoms are used for sex and tampons are used to like, you know, not bleed all the fuck over ourselves during this biological function none of us can stop. So that begs the question of why the fuck you’re sexualizing periods or items required to live hygienically during one, wherein the answer is that you believe vaginas are inherently sexual and only exist as something to stick your dick in. Because me leaving an unopened box of tampons in view is literally the same thing as leaving a stick of deodorant or a bar of fucking soap out on the counter if you’re considering them by their function. But God forbid I remind you vaginas exist in neutral everyday circumstances and that they don’t just manifest when you wanna fuck one.

Lots of important lines in here