littlefuckinglesbian:

This saddens me so deeply

This is more about a matter of trust. People have come to assume that homeless people would spend their change on drugs and booze than food. A person in a suit seems more responsible and so people trust that they would spend the money more wisely.

nuksponyart:

Twilight is evolving

bearbottum:

galaxygengar:

ryttu3k:

vergess:

usbdongle:

mollucktheglukkon:

polkahorse:

rickseriastar:

Skunk of Rage. Sounds bout right

Lord of Toast

Sack of Breath

Waste of Breath. excellent

Waste of Weed

…Sponge of Shit? :(

I GOT SACK OF SHIT OM 

Maid of Rage

witch of light

pigshapedbush:

But like, what if the portrait of Rose was painted by Greg.

somebrokecollegegirl:

riningear:

jenstiel:

pau1y:

thevardi:

apatheticghost:

omfg im laughing so hard i fell asleep on my keyboard last night and i just found this

PAGE 1 OF 184

One entire row of ‘f’s takes 10 seconds to type. There are 45 lines per page, so you take 450 seconds per page. You claim to have typed 184 pages, which would take a total of 82800 seconds, or exactly 23 hours. You are a liar

You forgot that she was holding down the key. This accelerates the rate at which the f’s appear; once the ‘f’s appear at a rapid rate, it’s about 3.4 seconds per line. Also, 45 lines per page is generous - I counted and given that the page is Times New Roman, 12pt font, it’s about 41 lines. 

This means that it’s 139.4 seconds per page, times 184 is 25649.6 seconds, and that rounds out to about 7.1 hours, or 7 hours 7 minutes. 

It’s perfectly reasonable for her to have slept!

jestre:

Awesome! :D For the record, I was aware, and just hitting on the tumblr fact that barely anyone sources things.

Yeah, It was hard to find because the link to it on wikipedia is broken but the article does exist.

kelpiesnshit:

Flutter Wife

theoneandonlystraycat:

Fucking Seattle is way ahead of the country on good things, man.

jongkittae:

occasionalcolor:

damnaveragesheep:

mannybarbosa:

thepurplepaladin:

mannybarbosa:

Oh shit they make condoms with rulers on them. I want this 😱

this would destroy egos

R.I.P insecure boys

I love making insecure boys cry over stupid things.

This is so horrible. Like honestly? I understand the joke and everything buy what if the same thing was done for girls who wear pushup bras? What if they had “pushup” labelled on the straps for everyone to see. Because usually girls who are insecure with how their breasts look by themselves wear them, do you know how much of an outrage there would be? Because it would make girls a target and it would make their insecurities worse. Why is it different with guys? I have a friend who told me he’ll never get a girlfriend because he has a small dick and girls don’t like that. But he is the sweetest boy ever and it kills me that guys get shit for talking about girls with small boobs and flat asses but girls get nothing when they laugh about a guys dick size.

you do realize that bras are labelled like that right? like they have sizing that’s how you know which one to buy so it fits you…

putuksstuff:

I just wanted to do something but I completely forgot what.

draw waluigi?