danielradio:

dearnonacepeople:

If you put blue and red together it makes purple.

Purple is not referred to as half red half blue though because it is on its own a color.

The same applies to bisexuality.

and some shades are much more blue or much more red, but they’re still called purple

and there’s also yellow which is neither blue nor red.
This is asexuality.

darklyshining:

angel-moonlight:

didierhaus:

phabulousphan322:

My chemistry teacher let me write this on the board

SOMEONE EXPLAIN

omg

don’t explain it to anyone guys

hexedh3art:

Dumbledore don’t give a fuck.

hoofprint-is-spooky:

There are three keys in the machine. The keys where already there. This means they tried to shut it down. 

THE KEYS WHERE ALREADY IN THE MACHINE BECAUSE THEY WHERE TRYING TO TURN IT OFF! WHAT STOPPED THEM!? 

bill probably

tasteslikelincecum:

tasteslikelincecum:

this sounds like a knockoff Harry Potter spell

staceythinx:

Mechanical Principles by Ralph Steiner (1930)

gears are the best

ask-the-phoneguy:

surricate:

The musical track played after achieving the “Good Ending” in Five Nights at Freddy’s III and the murdered children’s souls have been freed at last.

“So, remember, these characters hold a special place in the hearts of children and we need to show them a little respect, right? Okay.”  - Phone Guy, FNaF 1.

It’s not much but … Here you go kids. Rest in peace.

sketchydoodlemod:

sailor-waluigi:

end-cisphobia-kyogre:

justanotherbusydrone:

strategiczergface:

firefighterdozer:

pizza-seeker:

tricksterflame:

arctracer2fab:

WHHHYYYY

Why, what did you see?  Tokyo Ghoul? 

That magical boy anime. At least I get to see the gay lol.

Black Lagoon. This can end good or bad.

Kancolle. That means I get to fight the Japs on sea or on land and push them back to their holes while working with qt ship grills

PRAISE THE LORD AND PASS THE AMMUNITION

Desert Punk

My body is ready.

Blood C, I’m pretty fucked.

Higurashi, good bye friends i am gone

Fuck you Stiens Gate

DBZ, but the abridged version. At least when i die, it will be entertaining.

moskafleur:

eteo:

dweebscar:

inwhichifeelallthefeels:

cyanide123:

dweebscar:

dweebscar:

what if giraffes lived underwater

what a majestic creature

It would explain nessie

Oh my God. I have been waiting literally over a year to use this gif, and before I do, I want to thank you for the opportunity.

pardon

yOU FUFCKGN ASSHOEL I JUTS SPIT MY LATTE ON MY TABLET F UCK TOUOYU JESUS CHRIST

Best post I’ve seen this month