lightningmaestro:

You could give me a 20 minute animation of Ford eating a sandwich or something while Stan watches TV next to him with absolutely no dialogue and I’d still watch the whole thing and probably buy it on blu-ray

charlesoberonn:

charlesoberonn:

1. Somebody finds the Bill Cipher statue
   
2. People from all over the states start coming to see the statue
   
3. Bill Cipher statue becomes a fixure of Oregon tourism
   
4. Small kiosk opens up to capitalize on the business of the Bill Cipher tourists
   
5. More tourist attractions open near by, with more food courts and restaurants to follow
   
6. People start building a small neighborhood for the attractions’ owners to live in
   
7. Neighborhood grows, soon there’s a fire department, a library, children begin being born in the region
   
8. The area becomes a small town
   
9. The town is named Gravity Falls
   

iguanamouth:

i had a dream where i met yoshis dad but his name was yobby and he looked like this

mjalti:

men: *decided women weren’t allowed attend schools, study sciences, or have access to higher education*
men: well if women are so smart then how come there aren’t many contributions from women in history huh

sephroth179:

stedilnik:

This is why I’m not allowed to write romantic comedies…

Apologies to @askscarletrose and @hobbsmeerkat for being in this travesty.

0//////////0 oh my~~

voretiger:

bring out the rotating tiger

not-so-tall-gay-danny:

priscellie:

postmodernmulticoloredcloak:

yiffmaster:

this is my fav bc an actual major cause for the fall of rome was the resistance of the wealthy to paying taxes which led to a crumbling of infrastructure but who cares about thaaaaat

“Feminism killed Rome” is my new favorite sentence of all time.

Also ballooning military spending, a widening gap between rich and poor, religious intolerance following the Emperor’s embrace of Christianity, and lead poisoning of the water supply.

*looks at camera*

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH *BANGS GAVEL*

Man, the parallels between Rome and America are astounding