bryceckrispies:

jessicafayeee:

bryceckrispies:

ive realized that telling people to replace “muslim” with “jew” and having them realize how much they sound like Hitler can help strike a chord

But Jews don’t kill people just for not believing what they do.

Neither do Muslims but thanks for your ignorant and racist input that I didn’t ask for.

canwetalkaboutryanross:

dil-howlters-porthole:

dil-howltersbunnyslippers:

dil-howltersbunnyslippers:

youtubeobsessedstuff:

the-girl-who-is-a-fallen-angel:

aggressivelytwerkinganderson:

sangsterman:

voguebarakat:

twoblokesandafuckloadofcutlery:

So I accidentally started playing 25 different pop punk songs in 25 different tabs.
Beautiful mistake.

MY ABSOLUTE NEW FAVOURITE POST. JESUS CHRIST. YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW. ALL OF THIS. 

How the fuck do you do this on accident.

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU OPEN TWENTY FIVE SONGS BY MISTAKE

I might tag this with something stupid so I can always find it..

I want this as my ringtone

What if someone to found out all of these song names

1) “In Too Deep” - Sum 41 
2) “Misery Business” - Paramore
3) “Helena” - My Chemical Romance
4) “American Idiot” - Green Day
5) “Feeling This” - Blink 182
6) “Basketcase” - Green Day
7) “Stay Together for the Kids” - Blink 182
8) “Gives You Hell” - All-American Rejects
9) “The Rock Show” - Blink 182
10) “The Middle” - Jimmy Eat World
11) “I Caught Fire” - the Used
12) “Sugar, We’re Going Down” - Fall Out Boy
13) “That’s What You Get” - Paramore
14) “Five Mintues to Midnight” - Boys Like Girls
15) “Move Along” - All-American Rejects
16) “Stacy’s Mom” - Fountains of Wayne
17) “Dear Maria, Count Me In” - All Time Low
18) “Crushcrushcrush” - Paramore
19) “Here (In Your Arms)” - Hellogoodbye
20) “Who I Am Hates Who I’ve Been” - Relient K
21) “Soul Meets Body” - Death Cab For Cutie
22) “The Future Freaks Me Out” - Motion City Soundtrack
23) “My Friends Over You” - New Found Glory
24) “Fat Lip” - Sum 41
25) “Teenagers” - My Chemical Romance
“Perfect” - Simple Plan

there you go, all the songs

Best accident ever

Wanna hear a joke?

shooshpapping:

shooshpapping:

shooshpapping:

shooshpapping:

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Okay, here goes.

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My ex-wife still misses me…

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BUT HER AIM IS GETTIN’ BETTER!

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…HER AIM IS GETTIN’ BETTER!

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Y’see, it’s funny because marriage is terrible.

stevencrewniverse:
“In honor of our new episode tonight, the Steven Crewniverse is sharing a pizza dinner, just like Greg and Steven!
I can’t believe my flipping tastebuds!
(food prep: Ben Levin and Lauren Zuke)
”

stevencrewniverse:

In honor of our new episode tonight, the Steven Crewniverse is sharing a pizza dinner, just like Greg and Steven!

I can’t believe my flipping tastebuds!

(food prep: Ben Levin and Lauren Zuke)

alliekitaguchi:

THEY DID IT AGAIN

They are getting to powerful

skarchomp:
“So guys how about that Steven Universe huh
”

skarchomp:

So guys how about that Steven Universe huh

why do people ship zutara again? they didn't even have a romantic moment...
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warriortomaiden:

yakfrost:

bryke-official:

zuzusexytiems:

bryke-official:

People wanted Katara to bang Zuko because they couldn’t and most people identified with Katara more than Mai, so they wanted to live their fantasies through a character.

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excuse me while i leave this here.

Warning: shit is about to get real. Zuko took that lightning for Katara because he could redirect it and save both their lives without any damage and without anyone getting hurt. If he left it to hit Katara she would have died, but Zuko took it for her because he knew he could redirect it without a problem. But he screwed up and instead of it going through his stomach it went through his heart which almost killed him and thus came the “great sacrifice” that all zutarians like to speak about. But it wasn’t because Zuko was about to die for Katara, he just screwed up and redirected it wrong. He took it for her because he could save both of them without anyone having to die and no harm would’ve come to either of them if he had redirected it properly. The reason why it zooms in on Katara’s face is because this guy, who had threatened her and endangered and and her friends’ lives, was saving her. This completes Zuko’s redemption arc and has nothing to do with his feelings for Katara.

#ship whatever you want but please don’t misinterpret this scene as some romeo/juliet sacrifice thing

Redemption does not equal romance.

vandigo:
“smurflewis:
“ criptonite:
“ haveyoumetmygirlfriend:
“ turnedupp:
“ the-girl-silhouette:
“ vegandthelike:
“ Please read this****
If a thief forces you to take money from an ATM, do not argue or resist. What you should do is punch your pin in...

vandigo:

smurflewis:

criptonite:

haveyoumetmygirlfriend:

turnedupp:

the-girl-silhouette:

vegandthelike:

Please read this****

If a thief forces you to take money from an ATM, do not argue or resist. What you should do is punch your pin in reverse. EX: if your pin is 1234 you punch 4321. The moment you punch in the reverse, the money will come out but will be stuck in the machine and the machine will immediately alert the police without the theif’s knowledge. Every ATM has this feature.

Reblog this so everyone knows, this happens all the time especially in the city

ATM’S DO NOT HAVE THIS FEATURE. I CANNOT BEGIN TO TELL YOU HOW MANY TIMES I HAVE ACCIDENTALLY PUT IN A PIN NUMBER BACKWARDS AT AN ATM FOR WHATEVER REASON, AND IT JUST GIVES AN ERROR MESSAGE SAYING INCORRECT PIN.

I ALSO CANNOT BEGIN TO TELL YOU HOW MANY TIMES I HAVE HAD TO EXPLAIN TO CUSTOMERS OF THE BANK I USED TO WORK CUSTOMER SERVICE FOR THAT NO, AUTOMATIC TELLER MACHINES DO NOT FUCKING DO THIS. 

WHAT SHOULD YOU DO IF SOMEONE GRABS YOU AT AN ATM AND THREATENS YOU FOR ALL YOUR ACCOUNTS MONEY? YOU GIVE THEM YOUR GODDAMN MONEY, CALL THE POLICE, AND THEN CALL THE BANK. THE CAMERA ON THE FUCKING ATM SHOULD HAVE CAUGHT THEIR FACE, AND THERES USUALLY ANOTHER CAMERA NEARBY JUST IN CASE THEY SHIELD THEMSELVES FROM THE ATM CAMERA. CALL THE POLICE FIRST, AND THEN CALL YOUR FUCKING BANK. TELL THE PERSON WHO WORKS FOR THE BANK WHAT HAPPENED, AND THEY WILL TAKE THE POLICE REPORT NUMBER, AND RETURN THE MONEY TO YOUR GODDAMN ACCOUNT.

THAT IS THE FUCKING POLICY IN THE EVENT OF THIS KIND OF CRIME BEING COMMITTED AGAINST ANY BANKING CUSTOMER.

ATM MACHINES DO NOT HAVE THIS FUCKING FEATURE, STOP SPREADING GODDAMN LIES THAT CAN GET PEOPLE FUCKING HURT SHOULD THEY BE IN THAT PREDICAMENT.

Reactions from people whose language I was trying to learn:

fatnajl:

linguisticsyall:

Germans: Oh you’re learning German? Hey, you’re not so bad at it. Don’t razzle dazzle it up though. 

French: About time you learned French. 

Russians, Koreans, Spanish-speakers: WOW YOU’RE LEARNING MY LANGUAGE? LET ME HELP YOU I CAN GET SOME MATERIALS FOR YOU AND RECOMMEND SOME SITES AND VIDEOS, DID YOU JUST SAY “HELLO” IN MY LANGUAGE? YOU ARE SO GREAT WOW I AM SO IMPRESSED

Dutch: but why would you do this

why would you do this