clientsfromhell:

My boss recently scheduled a meeting between them and myself so that I could teach them exactly how to use the backend editor for the trading arm of our company. I arrived at the meeting on time with the website already loaded on my laptop. My boss wasn’t there so I waited.

My boss didn’t show.

Client: (a few days later) What happened? I was waiting around for you all morning!

Me: I’m sorry for the miscommunication, but our meeting was scheduled for Wednesday. I didn’t know you were expecting me today.

Client: Wednesday? No, I rescheduled the meeting for this morning.

Me: No one told me that was the case.

Client: I changed the booking in my diary. I heard that you IT people could see that stuff.

My magic IT powers don’t extend to paper diaries, no.

queercommunist:

ihaveabsolutelynoidea:

“why are these scientists talking about pluto when they should be curing ebola” because they’re astrophysicists not molecular engineers or infectious disease specialists you’re getting mad at the wrong people 

*walks into Starbucks and violently shakes the barista* LOOK WHERE THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO GET A NEW BED FRAME THEN????

chekhovsgum:

cindymoon:

i’m so tired of the AU where your soulmate’s name is on your wrist. i want my enemy’s name on my wrist. i wanna know who i’m going to have to physically fight eventually. turn on your fucking location

your enemy’s name on one wrist and your soulmate the another. no clue which is which. hope it’s not the same name on both wrists. 

pringlesaremydivision:

boyyprince:

huffingtonpost:

Love Is Lifting These Queer Couples Higher In Incredible Trick Photo Series

They’ve been swept off their feet!

Finally…the gay agenda is almost complete. We’re growing more powerful by the minute.

l e v i t a t e t h e g a y s

rasec-wizzlbang:

“this forms energy consumption is inefficient”
really mettaton?
you ran out of batteries because of inefficient energy consumption?
not because you were doing this?

What do you expect? It was the first time he had legs and had to learn to balance himself.

coolbugfacts:

presidentobarna:

catgirlpresident:

“>” is the equivalent of a “stop” in a telegram

> Be me in 1810
> Receive telegram
> Bartholomew has died of tuberculosis

AT A FRIENDS HOUSE STOP CHECK OUT HIS ITUNES LIBRARY STOP LITERALLY ONLY ONE SONG STOP LINKIN PARK IN THE END STOP ALMOST 30000 PLAYS STOP

creirdyddlydd:

mnemehoshiko:

ivant92:

I was looking at reference material for my Kylo Ren cosplay and I spit out my tea when I noticed this. I’d like to imagine kylo just said fuck it I’ll throw on some black space Levi’s to finish up my menacing getup

#skinny jeans hipster trash confirmed

@coldandimpassivemachine

superherofeed:

When you see it.

carry-on-my-jingle-butt:

maaaagicc:

youmakejohnlaugh:

linksys and 0387830001 just enjoyin the show

OMG. YOU LIVE NEAR ME.

LINKSYS IS MY NEIGHBOORHOOD WIFI