Silver Tongue

toodrunktofindaurl:

internetserviceprovider:

booknerding:

I wonder what Hermione did the whole train ride to Hogwarts while Harry and Ron had the flying car

Hermione: *plays the trombone*

Crookshanks: *slams the oven door*

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I hate this website for being such a weird inspirational source

keatulie:

remember that bit in Spyro 2 when you helped both sides of a war and killed their people as level enemies?

tabletorgy:

peachtiger:

When you simultaneously win 3 splatfests worldwide.

marie confirmed to be best squid by the world

dkpyh:
“ For the Splatfest.
”

dkpyh:

For the Splatfest.

writing smut like

thisiswhymomworries:

3tno:

thisiswhymomworries:

how many synonyms for “penis” do I actually know?

and how many of those synonyms am I actually willing to use

tier 1 (most accepted, considered sexy): cock, dick

tier 2 (generally accepted): length, manhood, member, shaft

tier 3 (clinical, too formal, but not cheesy): groin, penis, phallus

tier 4 (cheesy, barely acceptable): [insert name] Jr., dong, junk, knob, prick, rod, tool, wand, wood

tier 5 (ridiculous, unacceptable, pls don’t): anything to do with beer cans, baby-maker, bishop, choad, donger, dragon, fuck wand, fun stick, hog, johnson, jimmy, lap rocket, little [insert name], love muscle/rod/stick, meat stick, one-eyed [anything], piston, private eye, schlong, trouser snake, wiener, winkie

tier 6 (you’re literally a fourth grader): baby arm, baloney pony, beaver basher, beef whistle, custard launcher, dude piston, flesh flute, heat-seeking moisture missile, krull the warrior king, luigi, mayo shooting hotdog gun, meter long king kong dong, pig skin bus, piss weasle, purple-headed yogurt flinger, purple-helmeted warrior of love, schlong dongadoodle, single barreled pump action bollock, spawn hammer, steamin’ semen truck, tan banana, thundersword, wang doodle, whoopie stick, wing wang doodle, yogurt shotgun 

rasec-wizzlbang:

Also what fucking deviantartist was writing the krypto the superdog cartoon?
See this pink chihuahua?

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Her power is to inflate.

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that’s it. That’s her superpower.

I'm just saying Autistics experience their disability differently
Anonymous

neurowonderful:

Okay let’s break down what you actually said.

Keep reading

feistyfrank:
“ I’m laughing way too hard at this.
”

feistyfrank:

I’m laughing way too hard at this.

what's it like being a furry fuck
Anonymous

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iml4:

some little blue\red cuties au’s <3