Silver Tongue

anexperimentallife:
Congratulations to Definitely Craig on being the funniest person alive.

Is this funny? I can’t tell anymore

craftycrab:
warplanerubdown:
annabellehectorworldofweird:
Sell in the winter to give someone a very confusing summer.
Well i can’t let those tags go unseen
Oh so this car has a venom symbiote

1eos:

1eos:
old testament god literally would blow up humanity for anything. you made eye contact with that golden calf nd boom your whole family dead
republicans: god would NEVER send an illness to kill humanity
god in the bible once a month:

Remember that time God sent a bear to maul those two kids for making fun of a bald man?

cruellesummer:

whoever decided that a hairless body should be the norm for women…bitch i hope you burn in hell

Hi beautiful! Can you take a picture of yourself with wonderbread?

Anonymous

wlwormz-deactivated20220115:

Cruella would have been a good movie if it was called gaga and it was a fictional origin story for lady gaga. Keep everything the same just change all use of the word cruella to gaga.

helmip:

apex trash shuffler (◎ω◎ )

pleatedjeans: