tmw you realize that in the finale Alex Hirsch pretty much had a good argument with Alex Hirsch and then punched Alex Hirsch for hurting his family….
Alex Hirsch also rose from the grave run by Robbie’s parents
And then Alex Hirsch decided to give the shack to Alex Hirsch to take over
Alex Hirsch moved into a fancy mansion after the Northwest family tried to make a deal with Alex Hirsch
my god alex you’re everywhere!
Katy Perry’s Firework is a song about self worth and hope, but the Katy Perry version sounds so empty and hollow and corporate and fake. Meanwhile every cover of that song I’ve heard sounds 1000x more sincere and real.
Even the JonTron cover?
Especially the JonTron cover.
considering how long he spent on it and how he persevered through it, I would agree especially the jontron cover
im laughing the option is literally just ‘boob’
I wonder how many people know this is from the furry transformation fetish game, Corruption of Champions (CoC)
@pinesinthewoods made a post earlier about this and I thought it was an interesting (and heartbreaking) parallel.
Ford was initially characterized in the fandom to be self-absorbed and only caring for the safety of himself but this parallel shows the complete contrary. Stanford takes the safety of his family as a priority more than anything else in the world. He was actually willing to make a deal with Bill and sacrifice the entire universe to save his niece and nephew from imminent death by the hands of Bill. He loves them unconditionally.
Even his brother Stan. Defeating Bill would mean having to wipe his brother’s memories clean, and he can’t even bear to look on at what he’s about to do. His hands are trembling violently. He doesn’t want to do this to his dear twin but there is no other way to be rid of the demon that has tormented him for over 30 years.Meanwhile, Ford is perfectly calm while he’s being scanned by alien droids which are much more dangerous to his own safety. He doesn’t care about what will happen to him—what matters to him is the people he loves. Ford would be willing sacrifice his own life for anyone in his family in a heartbeat if they were put in the face of danger.
He was sort of an enigma at the time of his introduction, but his colors really began to show as of late, and this parallel really spoke to me. Throughout the finale Ford showed so much concern for the wellbeing of his relatives over his own, it’s not even funny.
I feel like the US refuses to adopt the Metric System out of spite at this point
All US measurements are defined by US law in the Metric system (eg an inch is exactly 2.54 centimeters by US law).
We adopted Metric in secret. That way everybody was happy. Scientists could science and convert figures easily, rednecks wouldn’t feel like they’re bowing to France, and the government could feel good for once for coming up with a solution that didn’t make anything worse.
Except for that part where at least one spacecraft violently self-destructed because half of the dev team misinterpreted metric for imperial, and the other half misinterpreted imperial for metric
Eh, these things happen. To everybody. (Although they really should have labelled their units, that’s just common sense regardless of which system you’re using!)
if your boyfriend isn’t strong enough to pick you up and pin you against the wall, you have a girlfriend.
……..what
if your boyfriend doesn’t suplex you on sight he aint a man
if your boyfriend can’t catapult you across the room like a boomerang he a cactus
if he don’t powerslam you for breakfast he a herb
if he cant javelin toss you through a closed window hes a twig
If he can’t uppercut you into the ceiling, he’s a sunflower
