punkrockdragonrainbowhipster:
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belladisasterlesbianswan:

t-wili-ghts-back:

belladisasterlesbianswan:

squeakymeekster:

belladisasterlesbianswan:

Give me a twilight au where Bella doesn’t believe in the supernatural. She’s trying to figure out what’s wrong with Eddie boi and he finally says “I’m a vampire” and she’s like “oh yeah right *count Dracula voice* do you vant to suck my blood?” And it’s infuriating for Edward because she comes up with mundane reasons for everything and he spends the rest of the book trying to prove to her he’s a vampire

The Scully and Mulder dynamics

Oh my god Buzzfeed unsolved

Bella is Shane and Edward is Ryan

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did someone say buzzfeed unsolved au?

True art

cl0udpine:

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OH YEEAAHHHH BABY!!!! SUPER WORM TIME

urbanfantasyinspiration:

i-am-the-broken-bride:

urbanfantasyinspiration:

alarmingpenguin:

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She’s right and I’m scared

This implies a liquid form of bread

Beer

FUCK

catgirls are like the la croix of furries
Anonymous

pixylbyte:

i..i have no rebuttal to this

rqqu:

solarpunkcast:

wtfisgoingonews:

“sat out” You mean young people who work shit jobs with shit hours and shit benefits couldn’t get out of work to go vote in the same numbers as the retired crowd? 6 hours to vote at colleges in Texas yesterday in the middle of midterms yeah shocking…

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Before you go around blaming your peers or “the youth” you better ask yourself why low voter turnout might be, in a country with a history predicated on voter suppression

hmmmm….. it’s almost like… the system is.. maybe… designed this way? 

askdiscordwhooves:

Soon I’ll be rid of this vile woman…

dark salt and pepper diner

silver-tongues-blog:

play me 21 consecutive plays of tom jones its not unusual with one whats new pussycat thrown in the middle