yellfang:

party-at-the-tardis:

shavingryansprivates:

why the fuck is every nursery rhyme about people dying

  • the london bridge is falling down and probably crushing pedestrians
  • ring around the rosie pockets full of posie ashes ashes we all get obliterated by the black plague
  • it’s raining it’s pouring the old man is snoring he bumped his head and fucking died

and fucking died

humpty dumpty committed suicide

jack fell down a hill and cracked his skull

A BABY FELL OUT A TREE

fabrickind:
“teamrocketing:
“my university has these toilets and they’re honestly ridiculous
“what is your gender?”
“Top hats” ”
*walks up to these toilets in a bowler hat and red lipstick*
*panics*
”
Is it at the disco?

fabrickind:

teamrocketing:

my university has these toilets and they’re honestly ridiculous

“what is your gender?”
“Top hats”

*walks up to these toilets in a bowler hat and red lipstick*

*panics*

Is it at the disco?

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justtosthings:
“Mafia had a downward spiral that started N1.
-Eris
”
Let me guess.
N1: Both visited the vet.
N2: GF killed by jailor
D3: Consig lynched
N3: Framer killed by trans and vet
N5: GF killed by jailor

justtosthings:

Mafia had a downward spiral that started N1.

-Eris

Let me guess.
N1: Both visited the vet.
N2: GF killed by jailor
D3: Consig lynched
N3: Framer killed by trans and vet
N5: GF killed by jailor

whenblackwasinvogue:

aesfetic:

When men say, “I only fuck girls with tight pussies.”

Do you know what a tight pussy is?

An un-aroused pussy.

Your sex game weak.

Bye.

I’m glad this sentiment is gaining traction. Spread this shit like wildfire.

pleasefireme:

Please fire me. A customer came in and yelled at me that he was reporting us to the state because all 3 parakeets he has bought from our store had died. Upon further inquiry, he admitted he neglected to feed them anything. When told that parakeets need food to survive, he was shocked and told me I should have told him that when he bought them.

You should have called someone to charge him with animal abuse.

Just had an amazing round of salem

So, I’m trans. N1, Octavia dies to mafia and the DN sounds like they were targeting Vinyl scratch. Octavia was a transporter. now, due to the nature of the two characters, I had assumed octavia swapped herself with vinyl scratch. Then, D2, I swap vinyl with the vet (who was on alert) and a doc saved me. The next day, the doc is on stand and I confirm she healed me. The werewolf had voted guilty so we put him on stand and lynched him. I save the doc as the doc saves me at night. one night, I accidentally kill the doc by swapping her with the mafias target. I can at least note that the person is inno. I narrow it down to three people, two after the mayor reveals. We lynch one, who is consig. In their will, they say the other suspect was the witch. So now I have no leads so I check the chat. I realize that the only person who wasn’t confirmed was vinyl, because I assumed that she was swapped with tavi without actually confirming it.

She gets on stand and claims surv. I pointed out there was no room for surv becuse

X was a proven vet

Y was an amn gone doc

Z was a witch who can’t really do shit at the moment

and I was a trans. 


So we lynched her and she was mafioso. The sheriff interrogated her the same night I swapped her with the doc so that’s why she came up as ns.

daniel-rosenfeld:

sexydudepartytimes:

I think there are some really important discussions to have about why disclosing aspects of personal identity can be challenging but important for all kinds of people, why the concept of “coming out” has appealed at times to a wide variety of groups (including people who are poly or kinky, sex workers, people with HIV, atheists, and people with mental illness), and why other groups using that language can be harmful to people in the LGBT and queer communities. But it’s going to take me some time to really be able to address all that.

In the meantime, I also think it’s worthwhile to focus specifically on the coming out experiences of people who are LGBTQIA. Of course, these experiences can vary a lot too. There are some differences between coming out about sexual orientation and coming out about gender identity, for example. And even two people who identify the same way may face pretty different challenges in their individual lives. I do believe, however, that there is a certain commonality shared specifically by these groups.

this one doesn’t have kinky reblog it

mashpololo:
“GET THIS AWAY FROM ME
”

mashpololo:

GET THIS AWAY FROM ME

misha7collins:
“I wish I could think of a caption for this.
”

misha7collins:

I wish I could think of a caption for this.

aobasyellowsocks-official:
“unityy:
“micdotcom:
“This Congressman just showed everyone the exact right way to support transgender people On Wednesday, California Congressman Mike Honda did his part to combat the often difficult reality many...

aobasyellowsocks-official:

unityy:

micdotcom:

This Congressman just showed everyone the exact right way to support transgender people 

On Wednesday, California Congressman Mike Honda did his part to combat the often difficult reality many transgender people face by expressing a sweet message of love and support for his own grandchild.

The tweet was sent in the wake of recent, encouraging political action on behalf of trans individuals. A new law could be on the horizon.

Breaking news: Man is decent human being, deserves praise

OR Breaking News: CONGRESS MAN shows support for a marginalized group when most would try to hide it away in the closet.

Breaking news: Man who has the power to help change things, not because he’s a straight white ally, but because he actually has power in the government, is yes, a decent human being, but also is potentially using his power as a congressman to help change things, for the better, for trans people.

BREAKING NEWS: HIS GRANDCHILD MAY BE ABLE TO ALSO USE THEIR GRANDFATHERS POWER AS A CONGRESSMAN TO CHANGE THINGS.

BREAKING NEWS: THIS IS A FUCKING GOOD THING.  it may not seem like a lot, and trust me, I will never pretend to know the trials of a trans person.  But, I do know that when someone has power as a representative of the government, they don’t always use it.  And from the looks of it, this man may intend to help change things, not only in his own state, but prehaps the whole country.