I was going through a hypothetical conversation in my head when I ended up pulling something a noodle incident because it was an incident that involves noodles. I’m laughing like an idiot now.

awesomequacker:

there are asexuals who are entirely disgusted by sex

there are asexuals who are fine talking about sex but aren’t willing to have it themselves

there are asexuals who like sex in theory but not in practice

there are asexuals who dont really care for it but are happy to do it for someone they love

there are asexuals who enjoy or even love the stimulation of sex but have no actual need or craving for it; its just like any other activity to do with someone and can easily be replaced with literally anything else

there are asexuals who do have a sexdrive but its only triggered by a strong emotional attachment rather than physical factors

there are a whole bunch of asexuals and if i hear “lol so ur like a plant” one more time i swear to fucking god

magic-banjo:

@angrierpat because billy was right there

And here where @realestmatt said “wait is that billys head?” and you were like “no”

So yeah, matt was right

heilos:

starcrocs:

animation lessons with ross o'donovan

EXTREMELY ACCURATE

kklhobbs:

Here comes the jump kick!

moonieperez:

I’m really glad I’m alive to see this.

cooldudebro:

just-shower-thoughts:

The sun has never seen a shadow

if you’d stayed in the shower a bit longer you’d have realised the sun has never seen anything

adurot:

gunrunnersarsenal:

I’d say he’s more like a flesh eating homunculus then a lizard person… but that’s maybe just me…….

Can’t be a Homunculus, Greed was a good guy.

He could always be envy who tried their damnedest to ruin humanity because human compassion confused the shit out of him

indecisivepsyche:

The lighting was so pretty in the end.