Silver Tongue
psicoyote:
“ Drawlloween 2015
18- Grave/tomb
Bast: who had the Clever idea of ​​putting a dead body inside anubi`s home?
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psicoyote:

Drawlloween 2015

18- Grave/tomb

Bast: who had the Clever idea of ​​putting a dead body inside anubi`s home?

piitchblackglow:
“ rustboro-city:
“ svviggle:
“ kastortheunlockable:
“ stunningpicture:
“ My 7 year old son was shot down by his 1st grade teacher
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The american public education system in a nutshell tho
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My third grade teacher actually had a...

piitchblackglow:

rustboro-city:

svviggle:

kastortheunlockable:

stunningpicture:

My 7 year old son was shot down by his 1st grade teacher

The american public education system in a nutshell tho

My third grade teacher actually had a conversation with my mom that I was reading to well and told her to stop having me read at home

My first grade teacher said that it was problematic that I was reading ahead of the rest of the kids in my grade and asked my parents to stop letting me read Harry Potter.

My fourth grade teacher thought it was wrong for my dad to be teaching me complex math because it fascinated me.

My elementary school music teacher hated the way my piano teacher taught me, and how I was more advanced than many of her students, and so told me, in front of my peers and my mother, that I was not good enough to participate in the state solo festival. She would not give me the form. We had to procure it from the district instead. She also hated how I excelled at reading and playing music for the recorder, and so she refused to give me my “belts” (colored beads to signify our level) and humiliated me in front of the class repeatedly.

My eighth grade algebra teacher used to fail me on take home tests because I didn’t solve problems exactly the way she showed us in class; I used methods that we had learned for other types of problems that also applied to these. She took points off my tests because I didn’t bring a calculator even though I got 100% without it, because I was able to do it by hand. I had to call my father, who is an engineer, down to the school to shout her down and give me back my A in the class.

My 10th grade Spanish teacher yelled at me in front of the class numerous times because she didn’t like the way I took notes; she thought that since I didn’t write every word off the slide, I wasn’t getting it all down. I had to explain to her that people who have taken advanced courses, like AP or IB classes, know that in a fast-paced learning environment you need to take quick shorthand notes that contain the necessary information rather than wasting time writing every word. She almost gave me detention.

My 11th grade English teacher gave me a poor mark on my first short essay because she believed that I was looking up unnecessarily complex words in a thesaurus to try and get better marks. The phrases in question: “laced with expletives” and “bombarded”. She wouldn’t hear any defense from me.

My 11th grade history teacher failed me on an essay about the 1950s because I misread the prompt. Except the prompt wasn’t words; it was a political cartoon. One of the figures was clearly president Eisenhower, but the other I couldn’t place. My teacher would not tell us who it was. I labelled him as the governor of Little Rock Arkansas during the integration period, and wrote an essay about that subject. My teacher said that no, it was Joseph McCarthy, and that there was a small picture of the man in our textbook and therefore I should have recognized him instantly. Half the class, apparently, did not.

The American school system is not here to educate us or to encourage us to learn; it’s here to keep us in line and silent. It’s here to keep us from deviating and being our own people and forming our own ideas. Don’t let it win.

rustboro-city - i want to know more about you and what you are up to academically these days bc wow

johnylongjohn:

fvcktidal:

foolazz-andre:

this deserves an academy award

I hate this

“pot”

gingersnapwolves:

natural–blues:

I wish straight people knew how heartbreaking queerbaiting actually is for us. Like, you’re not just teasing a relationship. You’re dangling equal representation in front of our faces, being treated like human beings in front of our faces, with amazing and varied characters whose storylines are more than how straight people kill us (bullying) disease kills us (hiv scare) or we kill ourselves due to the tragedy of our story.

You dangle it and go “am I gonna? Am I gonna? ….Lol no, a show with gay lead characters?! No one would *ever* watch that!” and don’t see why it hurts us.

Legit. The message it sends is “nobody wants to see people like you”, no matter how much anyone says otherwise.

One of my biggest problems with moffat.

buddhagirl1974:

jady2007:

https://www.facebook.com/itsmarkhamill/

What if Star Wars movies and Back to the Future were actually the same movie? What if the heroes of our youth Luke and Marty were the same person? That’s what french artist Thirsty Bstrd https://www.facebook.com/jimcanstreetart/ imagined through a series of photo montages.
It gives something like that: Luke McFly is sent back in time in a time machine built by «Doc» Obi-Wan Brown. Luke, with the help of young Obi-Wan, must repair the damage to history caused between his parents Anakin McFly and Lauren Amidala.

Fantastic!

should I skip class to watch gravity falls or should I watch it during class?

translucentsplash:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

suicunesrider:

lotionaddict:

luckyitems:

rustydanger:

jennytrout:

autisticnarset:

lardybarbie:

proletarianprincess:

liamdryden:

fizzylimon:

imericschneider:

kyliesparks27:

pikatru:

trashrabbits:

*white parent voice* i cant believe kanye and kim named their baby North West!! thats ridiculous!! oh no, its almost 4:30, i need to pick up my kids Mackaylikiah and Ashleighyie from their water polo practice!

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I always reblog this post so fucking fast every time it comes on my dash my phone shuts down the tumblr app and reboots

McKarty 64 is my favorite Mario Kart game.

My favorite part is that the blog post the photo was taken from detailed this mother’s decision-making process and chose this name because her husband saw it on a road sign on the way home

She named her daughter after a road sign

a road sign

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there was a girl at my school called “zona” cause he parents went on holiday to spain and saw it and thought it was a nice name. IT LITERALLY MEANS ZONE

“47 month old”

this is my four year old rayman origins

“Who’s doing your surgery?”

“Dr. Rayman Origins.”

THE APP REBOOTED FOR ME!!

i met a kid once whose name was “Ryce” and his mum said it was pronounced “Reese”

the best part is she was originally going to spell it “Rice”

My auntie knows a family who decided to name their daughter Owen, but they spelled it “Oin” and they made her middle name the first sound that her big sister made which happened to be “Oogok”. her name is literally “Oin Oogok Puscus”

Oin Oogok Puscus is my favorite dwarf from the Hobbit

^I’M LOSING MY SHIT! LMFAO!

I knew someone who named their baby medium, as in the tv show.

Wasn’t there a guy who named his kid batman once?

thx:

peg-leg-princess:

i hate it when people get pretentious about video games. like okay i get that you have this deep love for zelda and skyrim and i respect that but can you not shit on people liking cooking mama or animal crossing and telling them it’s “not a real video game”? people have different tastes bro get over it

the only real video game is hamtaro ham ham heartbreak everything else is shit

Ummmm, you’re forgetting the only real game. It’ had the highest metacritic score and was a hit with absolutely everyone.

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