saccharinecyanide:

peakae:

greatjaggi:

reptilelord:

greatjaggi:

Lmao yeah Avatar was a really successful movie but there’s still that undeniable fact that their genitals are in their ponytails like wtf happens if you get a haircut

so then why did they wear loincloths??? explain that???

They also had boobs but no nips
We ain’t getting into avatar logistics

i thought this post was talking about the last airbender movie and honestly the most confusing part was calling it successful

I think their genitals were between their legs, but they can emotionally bond woth their ponytails.

The tentacles in their braids are more connected directly to the brain, allowing them to share a mind. It doesn’t actually have what is needed to create new life though which is why sex for pleasure is different than sex for procreation. the tentacles are more sensitive than their reproductive organs.

sexhaver:

boredlord:

What do teens like?!? Is it memes? Memes about skeletons? Piss? Communism?

this post is 20x funnier if you imagine a CEO shouting it at his board of directors

Okay, let me tell you a thing.
Anyone who watches captain sparklez knows about his mianite streams. Well, one of the people he streams with, Tom, miss sang the song “hard knock life” as “hard butt life” and everyone made fun of him. Between Jordan, Sonja, Tucker, Wag and Toms viewers, they managed to get #HardButtLife the number one world wide trend on twitter.

Now here’s the funny part. Someone at Charmin, the toilet paper company noticed the odd trend and tweeted a response

You think this kind of thing is funny but it actually happens. Even when the meme was just a one day joke. 

The best part is that the Mianite crew are working with charmin to get a lifetime supply of toilet paper and possibly a sponsorship.

rosexknight:

a-random-mod:

rosexknight:

pamchenko-twist:

scribbles-by-kate:

fantasymaven:

What if Regina is right?

What if the game IS rigged? What if the Author really doesn’t want Villains to get their Happy Endings? What if the Author wants to reward the people she likes and punish those that she dislikes? What if the Author uses slanted facts?

What if the Author of Henry’s Book is the Blue Fairy? 

What if August appears because he once edited the Book? Did Blue finally allow him to put in his own story? What if other realms have other histories of the same events, that have a different slant? How many other realms had a sacred book of spells, or some other significant tome? 

After reading this, I just remembered something… In “The Return”, we saw August talking to ‘Mother Superior’. It seemed like they knew each other quite well. I can’t remember what exactly she said to Rumple about August (was it something about looking for his father???), but I wondered in that moment if ‘Mother Superior’ knew exactly who she was, who Rumple was, and who August was. August must have known her anyway. Actually…yeah…he must have known her, because he was never cursed, but DID SHE KNOW HIM???

Have we all assumed that Blue only remembered when Emma broke the curse? Was it ever suggested that she was awake the whole time, or that she too had a loophole for remembering? Was it ever explicitly stated that she had no memory of who she was? Can anyone remember?

Is Blue the Author? She seemed not to know how the story would ‘reveal itself’ to Emma, but Blue lies, or she omits, a lot, so maybe she knew exactly how it would all play out…

And other realms with histories of the same events, only told with a different slant…yeah, I wanna see that…

I’ve long thought that Blue is super shady. Earlier this season, I wondered if Blue was The Sorcerer. The Sorcerer created the hat, which is older than “many Dark Ones”, so s/he must be very old. Isn’t Blue the oldest character on the show? Could The AuthorThe Sorcerer/Blue be one and the same?

Exactly about the scene with her and August. What was he talking with her about?

Blue’s suspcious activity includes:

• Lying-by-omission when neglecting to tell young Bae that True Love’s Kiss could break the curse of The Dark One
  
• Lying to Snow and Charming about the magical tree to placate Gepetto
• Being cruel to Nova and Dreamy (Grumpy) and overly-rigid in her “dwarves can’t love” dogma
• Banishing Tinker Bell for trying to help Regina, who Blue didn’t think was worthy of help for being Cora’s daughter and Rumple’s pupil

She has said things like:

Baelfire: How do I know I can trust you?
Blue: Because there’s good magic and dark magic. And I’m on the right side. [Note that she doesn’t say the “good” side, she says the “right” side.]

and this exchange:

Tinker Bell: My name isn’t Green. It’s Tinker Bell. And I can’t believe you want me to ignore someone who needs help. It’s not very fairy-like.
Blue: I would be the judge of what is fairy-like.

In summary: BLUE IS SHADY AS HELL.

Can we also talk about how Blue doesn’t really go by the “All magic comes with a price” rule? She doesn’t trade. She doesn’t bargain. She just gives.

“Oh here’s this enchanted tree you can make into a wardrobe aren’t I awesome?”

“Oh here’s this bean you can use to be with your father (and subsequently get The Dark One the hell away from me.) Aren’t I the best?”

She GIVES, and we assume it’s because she’s good and nice but what if it was just because she had her own agenda? What if she was also manipulating the stories from the inside, disguising herself as the most good being ever just to make sure the villains came up short because she didn’t like them?

Wait, are you telling me that the blue fairy is actually more manipulative than rumps and has actually managed to fool people into not even seeing it?

MAYBE

Think about it man. Rumple schemes and manipulates but it’s not like people don’t know. But he trades. He never gives what isn’t wanted and never takes what isn’t given. They might have all been pawns in his game but only because he was going to get his son back.

So, assuming that Blue manipulates without anyone knowing, what’s her motive other than making sure “good beats evil” when it’s obvious things are not so black and white?

They might all be pawns in her game.

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world she didn’t exist…

Pawns in a game or characters in a book?

Steven universe is the only show since korra that has actually made me cry.

Rest in peace, Leonard Nimoy.

miss-sternennacht:

tumbledore-:

Finally, a political party we can all stand behind. 

rosexknight:

pamchenko-twist:

scribbles-by-kate:

fantasymaven:

What if Regina is right?

What if the game IS rigged? What if the Author really doesn’t want Villains to get their Happy Endings? What if the Author wants to reward the people she likes and punish those that she dislikes? What if the Author uses slanted facts?

What if the Author of Henry’s Book is the Blue Fairy? 

What if August appears because he once edited the Book? Did Blue finally allow him to put in his own story? What if other realms have other histories of the same events, that have a different slant? How many other realms had a sacred book of spells, or some other significant tome? 

After reading this, I just remembered something… In “The Return”, we saw August talking to ‘Mother Superior’. It seemed like they knew each other quite well. I can’t remember what exactly she said to Rumple about August (was it something about looking for his father???), but I wondered in that moment if ‘Mother Superior’ knew exactly who she was, who Rumple was, and who August was. August must have known her anyway. Actually…yeah…he must have known her, because he was never cursed, but DID SHE KNOW HIM???

Have we all assumed that Blue only remembered when Emma broke the curse? Was it ever suggested that she was awake the whole time, or that she too had a loophole for remembering? Was it ever explicitly stated that she had no memory of who she was? Can anyone remember?

Is Blue the Author? She seemed not to know how the story would ‘reveal itself’ to Emma, but Blue lies, or she omits, a lot, so maybe she knew exactly how it would all play out…

And other realms with histories of the same events, only told with a different slant…yeah, I wanna see that…

I’ve long thought that Blue is super shady. Earlier this season, I wondered if Blue was The Sorcerer. The Sorcerer created the hat, which is older than “many Dark Ones”, so s/he must be very old. Isn’t Blue the oldest character on the show? Could The AuthorThe Sorcerer/Blue be one and the same?

Exactly about the scene with her and August. What was he talking with her about?

Blue’s suspcious activity includes:

• Lying-by-omission when neglecting to tell young Bae that True Love’s Kiss could break the curse of The Dark One
  
• Lying to Snow and Charming about the magical tree to placate Gepetto
• Being cruel to Nova and Dreamy (Grumpy) and overly-rigid in her “dwarves can’t love” dogma
• Banishing Tinker Bell for trying to help Regina, who Blue didn’t think was worthy of help for being Cora’s daughter and Rumple’s pupil

She has said things like:

Baelfire: How do I know I can trust you?
Blue: Because there’s good magic and dark magic. And I’m on the right side. [Note that she doesn’t say the “good” side, she says the “right” side.]

and this exchange:

Tinker Bell: My name isn’t Green. It’s Tinker Bell. And I can’t believe you want me to ignore someone who needs help. It’s not very fairy-like.
Blue: I would be the judge of what is fairy-like.

In summary: BLUE IS SHADY AS HELL.

Can we also talk about how Blue doesn’t really go by the “All magic comes with a price” rule? She doesn’t trade. She doesn’t bargain. She just gives.

“Oh here’s this enchanted tree you can make into a wardrobe aren’t I awesome?”

“Oh here’s this bean you can use to be with your father (and subsequently get The Dark One the hell away from me.) Aren’t I the best?”

She GIVES, and we assume it’s because she’s good and nice but what if it was just because she had her own agenda? What if she was also manipulating the stories from the inside, disguising herself as the most good being ever just to make sure the villains came up short because she didn’t like them?

Wait, are you telling me that the blue fairy is actually more manipulative than rumps and has actually managed to fool people into not even seeing it?

destinedforjohnlock:

Breaking: Fox News doesn’t lie or exaggerate for once.

I remember this one post about this guy saying something like “women are lucky because if you’re an ugly chick you can wear makeup and not be ugly anymore but if you’re an ugly guy, you’re fucked.”

Now I’m just sitting here thinking, why can’t a guy wear makeup?

matthen:

8 Earth years are roughly equal to 13 Venus years, meaning the two planets approximately trace out this pattern with 5-fold symmetry as they orbit the Sun. [more] [code]

Look at all those lines. There are at least ten.