Silver Tongue

Chris Evans: extreme fanboy.

acidocasualidad:
Source
this is going to be the satire that English professors make their students analyze in 50 years

gearholder:
changemodomega:
conspicuouslad:
Do you think god would be a memer
“Hey Gabriel, check it out: Nipples on dudes.”
“You need to keep that in.”
“I’m keeping it in.”
The platypus was the original youtube poop
I already said that one!

I wish I had the ability to reset. That would be awesome

takashi0:

schneedustco:
”Alchemy is a science so it must follow the natural laws: to create, something of equal value must be lost. This is the principal of equivalent exchange.”
- Edward Elric
You gotta be shitting me.

quartz-poker:

pinstripehourglass:
shadows of a lost empire
How cheap and lazy are they to keep the old Blockbuster signs and just change the words?

If you saw an old blockbuster became a matress store, wouln’t you check it out out of curiosity?

rchigirl:

Ok, one more time with feeling :)
Please don’t be the ass-hat that ruins this for everyone 💀💩L

rawbprime:

buzzfeed:
This Woman Accidentally Photobombed A Pop Star And Ended Up With A Modeling Contract
SO.DAMN.COOL!

scorntrooper:

Team “I imagined a scenario too hard and it upset me”

x-theenigmamachine-x:

NO YOU FUCKING DIDN’T