Silver Tongue

chefpyro:

deeceeoh:

projectsnt:

zedrin-maybe:

you cringe you lose

Let’s look at the checklist

  • high-pitched voice, so probably only like ten
  • excessive use of cursing in said high-pitched voice
  • says FNAF is better than any Nintendo game
  • “Who is Samus? I don’t care he’s a ripoff of Halo”

and the icing on the cake

  • Minecraft gameplay to go with it all
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Originally posted by the-pottydactyl

I only got 20 seconds in.

the most recent video on his channel tho

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adurot:

chefpyro:

j0hntitor:

chefpyro:

why do people not have pet raccoons

you americans have like the coolest wildlife and you’re not even making an effort to domesticate it

You’re terrified by garbage disposals but you want a pet racoon?

well i mean if you want an eco-friendly garbage disposal

http://abcnews.go.com/Health/raccoon-eats-babys-face-now-11-ear/story?id=23333206

chuchuchara:

sale-aholic:

luvnmynaturalcurls:

baronessvondengler:

whoopsrobots:

walterwyatt:

We want to talk to your manager.

WHAT IS THIS SHOW IT IS GOLD

😂😂😂

I need to catch up

I’m so happy that Constance got a critics choice nomination.

Show: Fresh Off the Boat (ABC)

eggsbenadryl:
“ raisehelia:
“  netflix is using a widescreen version of malcom in the middle that was never supposed to air.
”
s/o to dewey’s stand in
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eggsbenadryl:

raisehelia:

netflix is using a widescreen version of malcom in the middle that was never supposed to air.

s/o to dewey’s stand in

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drunkenfeminista:

“i dont think gay sex is natural and i dont want homosexuals getting married!”

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honeywaspkittenbaby:

upthawolfs:

sjwpanderer:

adhdsmokescreen:

Ok but why don’t people understand there is a difference between nightblogging and shitposting??

nightblogging is like “What if apples screamed when we bit them?”

Shitposting is like “a crisp one donger bill”

One is more coherent than the other.

i’m glad we’re focusing on the important issues here at tumblr.com

nightblogging has more of a focus on theoreticals, especially in stating absurd thoughts in normal ways. think the kind of stuff your best friend says to you at a sleepover at 3 am after the lights have gone out and neither of you have slept in 20 hours or more– a “what if” question isn’t unsual in and of itself, but the unreal subject matter (apples screaming when you bite them) makes it funny. shit posting is more often the opposite, stating normal things in ways that make them absurd. “a crisp one dollar bill” isn’t funny or unusual, but replacing “dollar” with the absurdist internet word “donger” is what makes it funny & thus a shitpost. it’s not necessarily that one is more coherent, but that they’re differentiated both by form and by lexicon. nightblogging is surrealism, shitposting is dada

“NIGHTBLOGGING IS SURREALISM, SHITPOSTING IS DADA”

incredible

blvkandasexual:
“ You’re Not Helping Anyone: Examples of Acephobic Sex Positivity How is this above picture acephobic?:
“Obviously, it states that those who don’t enjoy sex are weird or unnatural. Though we all agree that slut shaming needs to end,...

blvkandasexual:

You’re Not Helping Anyone: Examples of Acephobic Sex Positivity

How is this above picture acephobic?:

Obviously, it states that those who don’t enjoy sex are weird or unnatural. Though we all agree that slut shaming needs to end, this isn’t the way to do so. This post is an example of why asexuals will say that we feel ‘broken’.

This entire episode of Glee (x)

How is it acephobic?:

Throughout the Glee episode, it is enforced that sex is required for intimacy, those who do not show interest or abstain from sex are ‘naive and possibly frigid’ (direct quote), those who abstain from sex are just uneducated, and that everyone experiences sexual feelings once they fall in love. Though the premise is good, as it poked fun at those who were against sex education and want abstinence to be taught in schools, the episode is just…. yikes.

[tw for acephobia and ableist language] (x)

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This was sent to an asexual who had wrote so in their okcupid bio. Picture reads as follows:

“Just to give you a quick idea here, I have zero interest in you at all, I just thought your answers to some of the questions were interesting.

Because many women on this site think that not sleeping with your partner before marrying them or marrying someone who is “asexual” or not attracted to anyone/thing is more of a problem than you think.

First of all, sex plays a huge part in any healthy romantic relationship, be that relationship ending in some kind of union or not. Human beings, like any other animal on this blue rock, have a single, solitary purpose in this life, procreation.

Now, I am the farthest person to say that couples should be required to marry and have children, knowing that I am reluctant on the idea of marriage and and not at all okay with the idea of having kids, but I do know that as a healthy, sane human, I am given the urge to, like all animals, procreate.

And therein lies the whole reason of my message.

Any adult human being that does not take sex seriously is obviously either far too immature to be considered an adult or is not mentally sane; see “sociopath”.

Anyway, going to leave you with those facts, I apologize if you found them offensive, but don’t bother telling me if they were, because I really don’t care. This was just somehing I wrote whitlist waiting for my….

Peace.“

How is this acephobic?:

Frankly, this is your everyday acephobe who attempts to back their “opinion” up with “science”. Though this person is hesitant themselves to marry or have children, how dare an asexual due the same! Also, people who feel the need to be downright insulting while ending it with, “I don’t really care how you respond… I just wanted to say this!” are the epitome of immature and childish. How ironic.

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For those of you who do not know: Ruth Westheimer is a famous sex therapist who was very popular in the 1980s for her blunt ways of speaking about sex! She touched on many sexual topics from gynecology to the best sex positions for couples.

Tweets read as follows:

Dr. Ruth: “Studies say that 1% of the pop. (population) is asexual. To me that’s 1% too much but sexuality is a spectrum so good that it’s so low and not 10%.”

Asexual Pride: “The insinuation that we’re a waste of space is offensive. Learn about our community before making blind, ignorant assumptions.”

Rachel J. Morris: @Dr.Ruth boo. I’m happy with my asexuality, asexuality isn’t something that ought to not exist, or have too many of us.

How is this acephobic?:

You go, Rachel! What Dr. Ruth has said translates into most asexual’s minds as, “Ya’ll are a waste of space because you don’t procreate or pleasure someone else.”. What she’s said is an example of why a good percent of the asexual community are hesitant to join or feel uncomfortable in sex positive spaces.
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quendergeer:

quendergeer:

postmarxed:

quendergeer:

postmarxed:

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Jomputer

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Just look at this dedicated

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jraphics card

can it display gifs

I can’t believe you had the opportunity to type jifs and you passed on it

that’s the joke

pronounced goke

steel-samurai-maya-smelting:

angelo-storto:

I know everyone’s all freaking out about Bayonetta’s up-taunt as it applies to Lucas, but let’s go down the list, shall we?

  1. Rosalina’s mother died, probably thousands of years ago
  2. Link’s mom is either dead or missing in almost all incarnations
  3. Same goes for Zelda
  4. Ganondorf’s mothers are the Twinrova, who Link has killed at least once and who have killed themselves to resurrect Ganondorf at least once
  5. Samus’ mother was eaten by Ridley right in front of her when she was a child
  6. Fox’s mother is unknown, but it’s safe to assume that she’s dead
  7. Lucas’ mother was, of course, killed by the Mecha-Drago created by Porky’s Pigmask Army
  8. Marth’s mother was eaten by Morzas
  9. Roy’s mother died of an illness when he was young
  10. Ike’s mother was killed by his father, when he was driven mad by Lehran’s Medallion
  11. Robin’s mother is dead
  12. Corrin’s mother was killed by a mysterious and spoilery hooded man
  13. Shulk is an orphan
  14. Ryu is an orphan
  15. Cloud’s mother was killed in the Nibelheim Incident, which was caused by Sephiroth
  16. Bayonetta’s own mother was killed by Loptr

This was a seriously ill-conceived taunt

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